Anvil in a Lace Bootie

INSINCERE LOCAL REFERENCE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES LIES ABOUT FOE MORE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES MORE LIES ABOUT FOE MEANINGLESS CATCHPHRASE

My father was an unrepentant ptarmigan, my mother a card-carrying bat. Raised in a snowbound cave, I naturally craved justice, and found none. Therefore, it, and when I say it I mean the local death pig, behooved me. Behooved, I made my way into the world of crime via baking. I discovered soon enough that [...]

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