May 8, 2013
The sasquatch and the triffid sat in the marsh not only to wile away the hours discussing and eating their favorite vertebrates, but indeed to touch base on certain aspects of the overall invasion plan. TRIFFID: I’m led to understand you’ll be in charge of the lake division. Pass me a rib. SASQUATCH: Here you [...]
January 14, 2013
I just turned on the sasquatch cam. IT’S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY D
January 7, 2013
I haven’t bothered lately to check and see if the sasquatch cam is still working. Well, I did, and well, it is.
November 26, 2012
Turns out it wasn’t such a bad idea to staple that camera to the top of a sasquatch’s head. Am I right or am I right?
November 13, 2012
Got this capture from Sasquatch cam footage. Gratified.
October 23, 2012
Well, I activated the sasquatch cam again this morning, and this is what I got … for 15 solid minutes. I mean, what was up with the silly creature? Was it in a trance or something? Who knows? Not me. Anyway, after the 15 solid minutes, there was finally movement. The camera panned up. Yeah, [...]
October 15, 2012
I guess it’s not a surprise that the sasquatch pretty much sticks to woodsy depths. I mean, so far, moving through trees and bushes is pretty much it. And there’s no audio so I don’t even know if it’s grunting or roaring or muttering obscenities or whatever. Hoping to catch something less boring sooner or [...]
October 8, 2012
Here is a still from the first view through the camera attached to the head of a local sasquatch. The loon, on discovering slumbering sasquatch under a gully hedge, managed to install the device without awakening the huge hairy monster. The loon is looking forward to viewing much more tromping through the woods.
June 27, 2012
Having attached a camera to the browridge of a tranquilized adolescent sasquatch, the loon is rewarded with shots such as this one of the young bigfoot smashing his way through a lovely garden.