Anvil in a Lace Bootie

The loon haf at long laft adjufted to reading from thif tome. No longer confufed, he’f now fat and faffy.

For never was a Storie of more Wo, Then this of Iuliet and her Romeo.

Shakespeare Regrets Asking Drunken Friends in Alehouse for Suggestions “To be or not to be, that’s about the size of it.” “To be or not to be, whadda you gonna do?” “Tuh beee … urr …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” “Play ‘Melancholy Baby’.”