THE SKELETAL TRIFFID

March 16, 2015
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This skeletal triffid, standing in front of the triffid disguised as a pine tree, monitors the airwaves with its antenna twigs and sends reports to the invisible mother ship hovering somewhere in back of the moon. It told me that lately it’s been bored with nothing but weasels to report. It added not to get […]

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THE TRIFFID PHILOSOPHER

October 29, 2014
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The loon held a lengthy discussion with this triffid philosopher and was sent on his way with these words of wisdom from the alien plant: ‘If not now, who? If not then, where?’

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GREEN

October 8, 2014
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These green listening devices belong to the Tahoe triffid advance scouting party.

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TRIFFID STRIKE

August 21, 2013
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Claude Hatfield thought he was taking a picture of a cute baby lizard on a boulder. Little did he know he would be recording his final seconds alive while at the same time capturing the lightning strike of an enraged triffid.

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THE SASQUATCH AND THE TRIFFID

May 8, 2013

The sasquatch and the triffid sat in the marsh¬† not only to wile away the hours discussing and eating their favorite vertebrates, but indeed to touch base on certain aspects of the overall invasion plan. TRIFFID: I’m led to understand you’ll be in charge of the lake division. Pass me a rib. SASQUATCH: Here you […]

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THE TRIFFID AND THE LOON

April 24, 2013
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The triffid and the loon went out on the town They pulled out all stops and painted it brown The triffid had venison like Alfred Lord Tennyson The loon ate four chickens to honor Charles Dickens And when all was said and most of it done they concluded, by Jove, they’d had lots of fun

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THE TRIFFID SLITHERS

December 26, 2012
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I suppose the loon shouldn’t have hopped out from behind the bushes and shouted “Boo!” yesterday when the triffid was in the act of slithering down to its venison cache. It really wasn’t all that funny and might have cost the loon a limb or two. Fortunately, the triffid has a sense of humor and […]

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CYCLOPS TRIFFID

October 24, 2012
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Loon: So when is the great takeover going to happen? Cyclops triffid: Wouldn’t you like to know, pathetic puny earthling? Loon: Yes. Cyclops triffid: Mwahaha, then I’ll give you a few warning signs to watch for. When you hear about a dense avalanche of icicles battering Solvang, when you notice the moon bursting apart into […]

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