October 21, 2010

The correct answer to yesterday’s kwiz is c, Charlotte Bronte. Charlotte Bronte did indeed invent the T-shirt with the help of an alien couple from the Crab Nebula. For you see, one day Charlotte was out back strangling rabbits for dinner when a flying saucer landed nearby. The alien couple, Urchstr and Janr, emerged to ask for directions. Charlotte willingly gave them the information needed re Antares, causing the grateful blobs of slime to inject into Charlotte’s brain the concept of the T-shirt. After the saucer sailed off, Charlotte promptly went into the house and crafted the very first white shirt of the T variety. She sewed ‘urchstr’ in black thread on the front and ‘janr’ in red thread on the back.

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