HALLOWEEN DINOSAUR COSTUME
The neighborhood dinosaur has opted for the Elvis look this year.
The neighborhood dinosaur has opted for the Elvis look this year.
LOCAL SPIDER PREPARES FOR HALLOWEEN Hopes to Frighten Children, Capture Flies Neighbors Cautious in Response Derelict Blames Government
Loon: Here I am again to ask a celebrity ghost 3 questions. This time my masters from the 6th dimension have hauled before me one Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and I must say he looks a bit under the weather. Hardly surprising, I suppose, weighing the fact of his long ago demise and all. Be […]
But the tree next to the lunch-box tree was even more wonderful, for it bore quantities of tin dinner pails, which were so full and heavy that the stout branches bent underneath their weight. Why this sentence from Ozma of Oz? Simply because of the gifted storyteller’s use of the word ‘for’. He loved ‘for’ […]
Well, it is the lettuce thing. Gannon always worried about Joe’s bad eating habits and tried to get him to eat more roughage. Joe was perfectly content with his usual diet of Bacon and mayo sandwiches. What can I say? Joe’s strange metabolism allowed him to thrive on an array of lard-based foods.
Joe Friday is peeved with: a. some young punk high on goofballs. b. Gannon because he brought Joe a sandwich with lettuce, and Joe hates lettuce. Gannon knows this and always brings him sandwiches with lettuce anyway. c. all of the bureaucratic crap. d. that snotty precinct commander walking by. e. Jean Paul Sartre and […]
Loon: So when is the great takeover going to happen? Cyclops triffid: Wouldn’t you like to know, pathetic puny earthling? Loon: Yes. Cyclops triffid: Mwahaha, then I’ll give you a few warning signs to watch for. When you hear about a dense avalanche of icicles battering Solvang, when you notice the moon bursting apart into […]
Well, I activated the sasquatch cam again this morning, and this is what I got … for 15 solid minutes. I mean, what was up with the silly creature? Was it in a trance or something? Who knows? Not me. Anyway, after the 15 solid minutes, there was finally movement. The camera panned up. Yeah, […]
She’s waiting for Halloween to demonstrate her power. How do I know she’s a she? She’s wearing that nice purple flower.