BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HARRIET BEECHER STOWE
September 1, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us this olden days type Victorian looking sort of woman who I’m told wrote a very famous book about her uncle. Mrs. Stowe, do you like horses?
Stowe’s ghost: Tee hee hee. I’ll pinch your cheek. (lunges forward)
Loon (taken aback, takes himself aback): Mrs. Stowe! Behave yourself. Let me ask you about your process. What was your process?
Stowe’s ghost: Look! I can hide in plain view on the ceiling. (hides in plain view on the ceiling)
Loon: Let’s try to be serious here. One final question. What do you feel sparked Abraham Lincoln to greatness?
Stowe’s ghost: I built a raft once. (disappears, giggling)
Loon: (sighs, wanders off)
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