HALLOWEEN HORROR STORY

October 31, 2015

Dave Fenderber was content, nay, ebullient. The boss had given him a substantial raise, a key to the executive lounge, and a new Rolls Royce. He fairly floated on wings of joy and the elevator up to the 121st floor, where with his new key he opened the golden door to the executive lounge. Bowing […]

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THE PICASSO KWIZ ANSWER

October 30, 2015

He finally gave up designing chairs altogether.

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THE PICASSO KWIZ

October 29, 2015

As a young man, Picasso: a. spent his summers in the Pyrenees mountains pretending to be a sheep. b. could breathe under water. c. repeatedly fell to the floor while trying to sit in a chair he designed. d. wouldn’t eat if after a moment of silent meditation he decided the room wasn’t orange enough.

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MUSHROOMS

October 28, 2015
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one side makes you larger the other makes you small if you ingest too many you’ll slide a waterfall while on the spiral wall forever in a ball of sparkle

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UNUSUAL HALLOWEEN COSTUME CHOICES

October 27, 2015

tendril bellows harpsichord eyeball chiropodist

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GLASSWARE

October 26, 2015
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

October 25, 2015

Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost here for the 3 question interview is a former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt. Madame Chairman, just what was it like to be married to Teddy Roosevelt? Eleanor’s ghost: Teddy was my uncle. Loon: You were married to your uncle? Eleanor’s ghost: No, no, no. I was married to Franklin. Loon: Are […]

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HANS TRIFFID ANDERSEN

October 24, 2015

That’s an aspen on the left, a triffid on the right. I have named the triffid Hans Triffid Andersen because of the spellbinding tales it tells to flocks of flowers such as those pictured above. I can say without fear of contradiction that you haven’t heard a truly horrifying tale of terror until you’ve heard […]

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THE TOSHIRO MIFUNE KWIZ ANSWER

October 23, 2015

In short, the scene was not reshot.

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THE TOSHIRO MIFUNE KWIZ

October 22, 2015

In this photo, Toshiro is: a. indicating to the vendor which Mickey Mouse balloon he wishes to purchase. b. expressing discontent with the director’s suggestion that they shoot the scene again, this time with more whimsy. c. very angry. d. pointing out the guy he wants thrown off the set for whinnying provocatively at Toshiro’s […]

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