October 31, 2015
Dave Fenderber was content, nay, ebullient. The boss had given him a substantial raise, a key to the executive lounge, and a new Rolls Royce. He fairly floated on wings of joy and the elevator up to the 121st floor, where with his new key he opened the golden door to the executive lounge. Bowing […]
October 30, 2015
He finally gave up designing chairs altogether.
October 29, 2015
As a young man, Picasso: a. spent his summers in the Pyrenees mountains pretending to be a sheep. b. could breathe under water. c. repeatedly fell to the floor while trying to sit in a chair he designed. d. wouldn’t eat if after a moment of silent meditation he decided the room wasn’t orange enough.
October 28, 2015
one side makes you larger the other makes you small if you ingest too many you’ll slide a waterfall while on the spiral wall forever in a ball of sparkle
October 27, 2015
tendril bellows harpsichord eyeball chiropodist
October 25, 2015
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost here for the 3 question interview is a former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt. Madame Chairman, just what was it like to be married to Teddy Roosevelt? Eleanor’s ghost: Teddy was my uncle. Loon: You were married to your uncle? Eleanor’s ghost: No, no, no. I was married to Franklin. Loon: Are […]
October 24, 2015
That’s an aspen on the left, a triffid on the right. I have named the triffid Hans Triffid Andersen because of the spellbinding tales it tells to flocks of flowers such as those pictured above. I can say without fear of contradiction that you haven’t heard a truly horrifying tale of terror until you’ve heard […]
October 23, 2015
In short, the scene was not reshot.
October 22, 2015
In this photo, Toshiro is: a. indicating to the vendor which Mickey Mouse balloon he wishes to purchase. b. expressing discontent with the director’s suggestion that they shoot the scene again, this time with more whimsy. c. very angry. d. pointing out the guy he wants thrown off the set for whinnying provocatively at Toshiro’s […]