BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft?
Franklin’s ghost: You may.
Loon: Did you ever build a raft?
Franklin’s ghost: A penny saved in time is worth earning.
Loon: I’ll try to remember that. But about that raft, did you build it?
Franklin’s ghost: Not only did I build it, but I tore it apart and built it again.
Loon: Thank you and good-bye.
(Franklin’s ghost whirls like a dervish through the floor. The Loon merely strolls from the room.)
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