THE 6 WIVES OF HENDERSON
may fell in the vat daria fell in the vat nan fell in the vat hazel fell in the vat gloria fell in the vat selena stepped aside henderson fell in the vat
may fell in the vat daria fell in the vat nan fell in the vat hazel fell in the vat gloria fell in the vat selena stepped aside henderson fell in the vat
John Ross, Cherokee, the guy who should be on the $20 bill instead of the guy who is on it now
Durabella was dutiful, kind, and never smiled. She roamed the fields far from her little cottage. She gathered herbs and bumbleberries for to make and bake a pie for the miller’s wife, who was ailing. When her apron’s pockets bulged with treasure, she turned to make her way home. So it was then on cresting […]
With a bit of neat footwork, the damsel in distress avoided the first goblin. The second goblin was no match for her speed. She simply outran it. When the third goblin came looming at her from the corn field, she veered hard left and sprinted to the silo. She tore the door open, entered, and […]
Dwight is: a. asking the waitress what time she gets off work. b. strangling himself to amuse his grandmother over there. c. acknowledging the standing ovation he is receiving after reciting Poe’s ‘The Raven’. d. pleased to be accepted into medical school.
on her world it was a dream on his a work of art and when their worlds collided at last it played its part
Whips of his own hair lashed his face. The howling wind gusted above and around the dunes. Light swarms of sand took to the air and wheeled madly to crash against his fluttering cape. He reeled into the cabin and, after a struggle, shouldered the door shut. Exhausted, he fell fully clothed across the bed […]
The bowling ball and the popsicle met on the path to the palace. Said the bowling ball to the popsicle, ‘Would you believe that my name is Alice?’ Said the popsicle to the bowling ball, ‘Why not if you so say?’ ‘Because,’ replied the bowling ball, ‘my actual name is Fay.’ […]
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