BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE RED BARON
April 23, 2017
Loon: What to our wondering eyes should appear brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the 3 Question Interview but a World War One aviator of highest note, namely The Red Baron. Baron, did you ever feel faint when bending over to tie your shoes?
Ghost of Red Baron: Nein.
Loon: Did you ever feel faint if you spun around quickly in reaction to a loud noise off to your left?
Ghost of Red Baron: Nein.
Loon: Finally, did you ever personally interview a potato farmer wrapped in a sarong?
Ghost of Red Baron: Ja.
Loon: Thank you, Baron, and good-bye.
(Baron’s ghost disintegrates. Loon blinks and scratches his nose.)
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