FAUNA’S SISTER FLORA

September 30, 2017
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THE LILLIAN GISH KWIZ ANSWER

September 29, 2017

Lillian, deep down inside, thought her sister Dorothy’s urn was just a little better than her own.

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THE LILLIAN GISH KWIZ

September 28, 2017

Caught in the comfort of an emotional moment with her favorite urn, Lillian is giving the side-eye to: a. a braying door-to-door salesman extolling the virtues of the amazing whisk broom. b. a chocolate cake set there solely to interrupt her concentration. c. some dead bodies. d. her sister Dorothy’s favorite urn.

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THE TRIFFIDS OF SLOON

September 27, 2017

The drone hovered above the surface of Sloon, a planet teeming with triffid life, and sent back remarkable images of the sentient regal viscous lavender meander seconds before fibrous multi-mouthed rapidly deploying stems of destruction shot from the meander and consumed the drone.

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PINK FROND DRAGON WING

September 26, 2017
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A RICK OF LIME

September 25, 2017

There once was an ignorant ass without a scintilla of class. His eyes were quite pigly. Was he dumb? Oh yes, bigly, like a bloated balloon filled with gas.  

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT

September 24, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what […]

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WHITE MOUNTAIN

September 23, 2017
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Euphonia Gasp stormed into the witch’s cottage and flung a worn out shoe against the wall. Then she flung another worn out shoe against the other wall. The witch glanced up from her sewing and smiled. ‘I take it you haven’t succeeded in finding White Mountain,’ said the witch. ‘No. There’s no such thing. You […]

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THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH KWIZ ANSWER

September 22, 2017

The tall guy’s comment about the lady’s hat was meant to be a compliment.

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THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH KWIZ

September 21, 2017

In the situation pictured, the little lady is obviously: a. pointing the gun at the wrong guy. b. drunk. c. unaware that she is deep in a trance. d. overreacting to a perceived insult.

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