THEATRICAL ‘BREAK A LEG’ ALTERNATIVES
February 11, 2019
- ‘May your retinas be irreversibly damaged.’
- ‘Get leprosy.’
- ‘Slice off a finger.’
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ALTERNATIVES TO 'WELL, I'LL BE DARNED.' #dada “Well, lop off my arms and call me Venus.” “Well, get out the razor and render me hairless.” “Well, dip me in vinegar and call me salad.”
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