THEATRICAL ‘BREAK A LEG’ ALTERNATIVES
- ‘May your retinas be irreversibly damaged.’
- ‘Get leprosy.’
- ‘Slice off a finger.’
2 pages of a new story. 140 more to find. Ember begins at bekkaofthorns.com #fantasy #middlegrade
3 of 5 stars to Plain Truth by Jodi Picoult goodreads.com/review/show/27…
During rehearsal for ‘My Fair Lady’, Julie Andrews: a. always showed up drunk. b. slept on a bed of nails. c. called Rex Harrison ‘Mister Wrinkle’. d. dallied in the black arts. e. had to be talked out of shaving her head for the role. #dada pic.twitter.com/JifIFw8R5P
BAWDY LIMERICK #dada #limerick There once was a surly young peasant Whose life was quite frankly unpleasant Until he met up With the Duchess of Tup Who gave him a sensual present
BAWDY LIMERICK #dada #limerick There once was a crofter named Jones Who was constantly badgered by crones One day he asked why And was told, “My oh my, Be grateful we don’t grind your bones.”
TOASTS #dada May you never be bitten by a rabid librarian May you never have to rely on a cobra for moral support May you never sign be forced to invent something in Antarctica May you never be required to send get well cookies to a bison May you always have enough harps
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDRE BRETON #dada happy birthday andy sandy dandy candy the chair is gold it melted pic.twitter.com/5YhKvvaaxR
@sistercelluloid Quite identifiable as her little boy's mom in this shot, what?
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS - PHIL SILVERS dada at dochortonsloondiary.com #dada
CATCH OF THE DAY #haiku i walked on the wharf fish stared from abandoned creels goggle-eyed surprised
4 of 5 stars to A Single Shard by Linda Sue Park goodreads.com/review/show/27…
#art #poetry ghostly wanderers searching not finding forever pic.twitter.com/CQEEcvHv2h
PRETENTIOUS RESTAURANT CLUE #dada You know you’re in trouble when the prices on the menu are in Roman numerals and the cheapest item is L.
5 of 5 stars to In Parenthesis by David Jones goodreads.com/review/show/27…
FRIENDLY LITTLE FELINES #poetry friendly little felines found a hornet's nest and though they all made beelines the hornet did it best
THE PHYLLIS CALVERT VALENTINE KWIZ #dada Phyllis reacts when her unveiled Valentine turns out to be: a. Hitler. b. a churning mass of vipers. c. a rhinoceros. d. a glimpse of the future. pic.twitter.com/NMWXQ30HN3
5 of 5 stars to Atonement by Ian McEwan goodreads.com/review/show/27…
ALTERNATIVES TO 'WELL, I'LL BE DARNED.' #dada “Well, lop off my arms and call me Venus.” “Well, get out the razor and render me hairless.” “Well, dip me in vinegar and call me salad.”
the birthday of charles darwin is a many splendored thing #dada #poetry like rattlesnakes and barkeeps and a random drunken king the birthday of charles darwin is a time to sit and muse on the prospect of going shopping for a brand new pair of shoes happy birthday, charles pic.twitter.com/4TTOz3HL0h
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