BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHIL SILVERS
February 17, 2019
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of someone named Phil Silvers for this weeks 3 Question Interview. Mr. Silvers, were you a pirate?
Ghost of Silvers: Whadda ya mean a pirate? Where did they get this guy?
Loon: I was informed that you were a top banana. I wondered if that was some sort of pirate. What else could it possibly be?
Ghost of Silvers (grabs Loon by back of neck, pulls him forward): Come closer, pal. Try to focus (slaps Loon on cheek). Focus (slap). Focus (slap). You got it now? (Loon nods.) Then forget it (slap).
Loon (visibly shaken): What is happening?
Ghost of Silvers: For this I left the gates of pearl? (flies away)
Loon (swooning): I was …
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