ROADS TO CRIME

March 11, 2019
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Phil, Phil, dumb as a pill

tried to climb a mudslick hill

When he slipped for the umpteenth time

he resigned himself to a life of crime

Ray, Ray, dumb as a tray

tried to swim in a vat of clay

Stuck stock fast for the longest time

he resigned himself to a life of crime

Pam, Pam, dumb as a clam

tried to walk on a lake of jam

Sinking time after time after time

she resigned herself to a life of crime

Don, Don, dumbest of all

outwitted by a billiard ball

As spawn of Satan, as orange slime

he devoted himself to a life of crime

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