Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Steve Shilstone

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@BradleyWhitford @gmfunk Looks like they sent in the clones.

5:04 pm · August 15, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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SIMILE #love Love is like a blind rhinoceros crashing around bumping into trees.

11:50 am · August 15, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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ALEXANDER SOLZHENITSYN #dada All at the same time, Al sees: 2 KGB agents disguised as a buffalo. a man eating a huge and no doubt delicious slab of pizza. a band of harlequins cartwheeling in the distance. pic.twitter.com/rdkYz9AWKB

11:53 am · August 14, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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3 of 5 stars to The Hot Zone by Richard Preston goodreads.com/review/show/34…

6:01 pm · August 13, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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ALICE #dada Asked if she cared to imbibe, Alice Entlo demurred Shown the jewels of Countess Malone, Alice Entlo purred Late at night the Countess slept, Alice Entlo stirred In the morning shouts of loss Alice Entlo heard She stole away undetected with Caw Ravenbold, her bird

11:55 am · August 13, 2020

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make certain his shoes had been polished, Dolph was sidetracked by the California Zephyr and placed on display in a dollhouse built near the Hoover Dam. He spent the rest of his lives and several deaths wandering in confusion from room to room. Then he had pancakes. Or were they?

11:53 am · August 12, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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Furth was her name. She gave him 3 ounces of coal and sent him on his way. More than thoroughly confused, he vowed to set up a proper retirement account if the full moon would allow it. The full moon acquiesced, and Dolph Pankett died in luxurious splendor. Returning to life to

11:53 am · August 12, 2020

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CONFUSION #dada After he asked for a hall pass, his teacher gave him a Khyber Pass instead. Thoroughly confused, Dolph Pankett roamed South America for a decade before discovering his true calling. His true calling tended bar in an unreachable saloon on the Atacama Desert. Brenda

11:53 am · August 12, 2020

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HOW TO HIDE UNSUCCESSFULLY #flora pic.twitter.com/agGwaAi3nD

11:45 am · August 11, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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4 of 5 stars to The Mermaid and Mrs. Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar goodreads.com/review/show/34…

1:34 pm · August 10, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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@rgay I think the mountain looked a lot more impressive before it was defaced with faces.

12:02 pm · August 10, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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If you've got it, you might as well go on ahead and flaunt it. #flora pic.twitter.com/rJIGezbdLg

11:48 am · August 10, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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BLURBS FOR A NOVEL UNWRITTEN #dada When a jewel is found stabbed into the throat of a famous architect, a city mourns. A city mourns when noted architect Bill Funn goes missing after last being seen leaping from the prow of a gigantic wrestler.

11:49 am · August 9, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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together with duct tape, prefers making demons instead of angels in the snow. The 1 item in the ‘negatives’ column: towels not monogrammed ‘?’. No towels monogrammed '?' had been, alas, the deal breaker. Jasper would proudly greet death having never surrendered to compromise.

12:23 pm · August 8, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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‘negatives’. On the ‘positives’ side: elbows rounded in a pleasing manner, neck more or less centrally located between shoulders, likes clams, knows Oliver Hardy’s mother’s maiden name, hates swimming and anybody who likes swimming, has a magnet collection, wears glasses held

12:23 pm · August 8, 2020

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ADEQUATE COMPANION #dada During his lifelong search for an adequate companion, Jasper Tubbs once mistakenly thought he had succeeded. On a page with two columns, one headed ‘positives’ and one headed ‘negatives’, he had ticked off 8 items on the 'positives' side and 1 on the

12:23 pm · August 8, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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WORDPLAY #dada gar – any of various fishes that have an elongated body resembling that of a pike and long and narrow jaws age – the part of an existence extending from the beginning to any given time Join them and the result is garage, a shelter for automotive vehicles.

11:39 am · August 7, 2020