THE WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON KWIZ

William invented:
a. the buffalo.
b. the hot dog.
c. flypaper
d. a new way to fold handkerchiefs.
Alice’s father stood and said, “My friends, I must leave now. When the porcupines build the mouse house, it means they've given final fair warning.” He exited. Little Alice and her father, hand in hand, led the porcupines home. Thanks to them, they would not be late for supper.
tarpmenders exchanged glances. One of them, Little Alice’s father, coughed an embarrassed sort of cough. They returned to their game. Time passed. The door flashed open. “The porcupines have built a house big enough to house a mouse,” said Little Alice. The door slammed. Little
door. The tarpmenders looked at one another, shrugged, and returned to their game. Time passed. The door flashed open again. “The porcupines are telling lies. They say the world is ruled by flies,” announced Little Alice. She pulled her head back and slammed the door. The
PORCUPINES #nonsense Having no tarps to mend, four tarpmenders sat around a table playing cards. The door flashed open. Little Alice stuck her head inside and said, “The porcupines are wearing pants. They invited me to join their dance.” She pulled her head back and slammed the pic.twitter.com/xxpGNcpc05
EXPLOSION IN THE GREENHOUSE #art pic.twitter.com/BV9h4MlgDp
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@NitrateDiva It was around this time that on stage she established herself as the 'Juliet of the 20th century' opposite Gielgud. Thanks to this movie we get a hint of why.
MARLENE #dada #dietrich Marlene is calculating the odds of successfully crossing the room in her current mental state to attack breakfast. pic.twitter.com/ku92kAnZod
THE VERY STRANGE THING #horror After finding the hatchling, Mrs. Goody kept the bathtub filled and fed bits of wolf to it by hand. The thing thrived. One morning Mrs. Goody discovered the thing gone. So began London’s long horror of The Deep Night Ripper. pic.twitter.com/d0ah3M8IFg
TRIFFID ATTACK #dada The exact moment an enraged triffid leaped at an ethnologist captured on film. The ethnologist was devoured. pic.twitter.com/TEpxGOT6BJ
EXTREME JELLY BIRD #dada EXTREME JELLY! ‘TRY IT TODAY IF YOU DARE,’ says Hyacinth, EXTREME JELLY spokesbird. pic.twitter.com/0dW0vskP0q
EUCALYPTUS #tree #art pic.twitter.com/irFfmdbtKi
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INTERVIEWING NERO'S GHOST #dada Nero, did you ever eat a penguin? Ghost: Et tu. How did they taste? Ghost : Blarrrggghhh. Finally, how do you mask the horrible taste of water? Ghost: ad hoc. Ba dum dum. Graham Chapman’s ghost (dressed as British officer): Stop this at once
SNOW PLOW #dada #poetry snow plow hide yesterday truths of tomorrow broken axle rust on your blade no glimmer of hope for you snow plow
FOLDING CHAIR AWARDS CATEGORIES #chairs Most Fingers Pinched Best Collapse Longest Resistance to Folding
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THE PINK ROSE SISTERS #flora NOW APPEARING FOR ONE WEEK ONLY THE PINK ROSE SISTERS! Daisy and Tulip sing! They dance! They keep you laughing with SNAPPY PATTER! “The Pink Rose Sisters are amazing!” – Teddy Roosevelt “The Pink Roses are magic!” – Harry Houdini pic.twitter.com/cjRG9YOTAb
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exit the office at once. Cowed and strangling, the now pitiful military wretch dove out the door. The bold clam settled on the desk and snarled, “Bring me lunch, and make it snappy!”
THE BOLD CLAM #dada The bold clam, ignoring threats of bi-valve harm, pushed past the guards into the squadron leader’s office. It hurled itself at the squadron leader’s neck, causing the surprised officer to gag on his gum. The bold clam ordered the gagging squadron leader to
body seemed to wither on its imaginary vine. He had a decision to make. Attempt to remain alive or make a more logical choice. He made the more logical choice. Luckily, moments later, a recluse spider agreed with his decision.
THE END OF HENDERSON #flashfiction On emerging exhausted from the swamp, Henderson discovered 5 things. 1, he had a hole in his pocket. 2, his keys were missing. 3, a side seam of his backpack was split wide open. 4, his wallet and food were missing. 5, he was lost. Henderson’s
TRIFFID SPAWN AND ATTENDANT NANNIES #scifi pic.twitter.com/BfFxM6e1li
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