THE JOHN C CALHOUN KWIZ ANSWER

March 22, 2019

Calhoun’s hair dominated wherever it went.

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THE JOHN C CALHOUN KWIZ

March 21, 2019

John C Calhoun’s hair: a. consisted of 0% hair and 100% wire. b. controlled the animatronic body beneath it. c. was a nervous wreck. d. dominated.

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PHILOSOPHICAL DIALOGUE

March 19, 2019

“Anger is often the mask of shame,” said the learned frog to the empty shampoo bottle. “But desire is the quotient of temptation over the availability of a parking space,” responded the bottle. “Nevertheless, shut up,” commented the frog.

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2 POEMS

March 17, 2019

1 A book of curses underneath the cow A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou Beside me ranting in a state of bliss 2 twinkle, twinkle, great horned owl can you tell me, learned fowl if my hair is neatly combed or nested like a wild sea foamed

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THE TULA ELLIS FINKLEA KWIZ ANSWER

March 15, 2019

Tula absolutely loved to dance.

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THE TULA ELLIS FINKLEA KWIZ

March 14, 2019

Tula: a. was a renowned Washington political broker and hostess. b. ran several houses of ill repute. c. was for many years chaperone at the Miss America pageant. d. loved to dance.

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NEMESIS

March 13, 2019

nemesis false innocence lovely seducer the poison waits

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THE BEAST’S PARTY

March 12, 2019

The beast with five eyes entertained lavishly, sparing no expense. Chandeliers hung from chandeliers. Each footman was issued a pair of smiling Irish eyes and a gold-studded thermometer. Every member of the kitchen staff was frosted with live minks. On arrival, guests were dipped in a large vat of chocolate and ushered into the main […]

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ROADS TO CRIME

March 11, 2019
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Phil, Phil, dumb as a pill tried to climb a mudslick hill When he slipped for the umpteenth time he resigned himself to a life of crime Ray, Ray, dumb as a tray tried to swim in a vat of clay Stuck stock fast for the longest time he resigned himself to a life of […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BEATRIX POTTER

March 10, 2019

Loon: For the 3 Question Interview today, we welcome a lady named Beatrix Potter. First ques … Eeek! Is that a mouse in your hand? Ghost of Beatrix: Certainly it is a mouse. Loon: Ack! What’s that on your head? Ghost of Beatrix: It is my hedgehog, Hermione. Loon: Ugh! What crawled out of your […]

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