WRITE A SENTENCE ABOUT THIS PICTURE

November 14, 2018

I emerged from the forest at dawn, leaving behind forever bittersweet memories of witch, castle, loss of left leg, and ultimate failure.

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THE GATHERING

November 13, 2018

They answered the summons. They gathered silently. They advanced in somber anticipation. They arrived. They took note of the situation. They retreated in an orderly manner. They dispersed. They never spoke of it again.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE GERSHWIN

November 11, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have provided a musical treat of a ghost to undergo the 3 Question Interview today. The ghost is none other than Mr. George Gersman, who I am told wrote a tune or two in his time. Tell me, Mr. Gersman, being musical, did you ever dance the polka? […]

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SYCOPHANT’S GUIDE TO PRAISING THE BOSS

November 10, 2018

sun you are my favorite star and i’m not just saying that because my existence depends on you i genuinely like you you are the best star

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ ANSWER

November 9, 2018

Al solved many a crime by going undercover as a comely matron.

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ

November 8, 2018

When not jumping up and down while waving his arms, Al relaxed by: a. reciting Ovid. b. pawing through the thousands of lorgnettes he collected. c. undertaking freelance crime investigation. d. drawing little tiny circles all over newspapers.

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THE CHARMING BUFFALO

November 7, 2018

The appearance of the charming buffalo at the head of the stairs doused the din below. All heads turned to gaze in admiration at the charming buffalo’s single hoofed gliding descent of the balustrade. The throng parted in deference, and the charming buffalo took up a stance of elegance in the center of the ballroom. […]

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AN UNAPPETIZER

November 6, 2018

raw lark tongues on a bed of vomit dusted with bone powder

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DO THE MATH

November 5, 2018
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I VOTED

November 3, 2018
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