THE PODS

October 13, 2018

The pod army advances under floral disguise.

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THE PRACTICAL CLOTHING KWIZ ANSWER

October 12, 2018

designed to distract viewer while poking holes in the ceiling

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THE PRACTICAL CLOTHING KWIZ

October 11, 2018

This practical outfit was designed to:

a. confuse.

b. make fun of a notorious stockbroker.

c. poke holes in the ceiling.

d. present a strange alternative to surrender.

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RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY

October 10, 2018

ride the high country

bellow unrepentant

twin marvels

the thighs of god

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THE SPIRIT OF NOVEMBER 2018 VOTING DAY

October 9, 2018

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THE TREE WITCH

October 8, 2018

“Beneath the leafy garb of scarlet and green you will discover the bent and crusted limbs of the tree witch. Place the pot of honey close to the tree’s twisted trunk. Turn about thrice with your eyes closed and walk away without looking back. Then the possibilities are two. Your wish will be granted, or you shall be destroyed.”

Doris looked at her rags and decided that the risk was worth it. She thanked the hermit and followed her instructions faithfully. In three days time, she found the tree witch. She took a deep breath, placed the pot of honey near the tree’s twisted trunk, closed her eyes and turned about three times. She tried to walk away, but could not. Instead, as a new scarlet leaf, she fluttered in the breeze.

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HALLOWEEN FEST – THE VAMPIRE REFLECTS

October 7, 2018

I recall, I recall

tasting teenagers in the mall

I recollect, I recollect

milkmaids plump and whitely necked

I remember, I remember

stepping on a burning ember

I think back, I think back

to pleasant times upon the rack

I call to mind, I call to mind

a fisherman on whom I dined

I reflect, I reflect

Wait a minute

No I don’t

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ON PURLOINING A GAZELLE

October 6, 2018

do not do it

if you do it

you will rue it

and thomson will be upset

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THE BETTE DAVIS DREAM KWIZ ANSWER

October 5, 2018

She had this thing about faceless dolls.

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THE BETTE DAVIS DREAM KWIZ

October 4, 2018

While resting her chin on her not as yet surgically repaired hand, Bette dreams of:

a. pasta.

b. dolls without faces.

c. gigantic cupcakes.

d. riding in a bubble to the moon.

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