MARBLE ANECDOTE

February 5, 2019

A cat’s eye marble, crystal clear with a neatly centered yellow ribbon twist, rolled across the rug and came to a stop next to a short heavy club which leaned against the wall in the corner of the room nearest the fireplace.

“Excuse me, club, are you tall enough to see the clock? I’d like to know what time it is,” said the marble in her small round voice.

“Cudgel,” replied the club shortly.

“Pardon?” said the polite little marble.

“I’m not a club. I’m a cudgel! I smash, bash, and break! I crush! Oh, how I love to shatter things! Shatter, I tell you, shatter!” said the short heavy club with much emotion.

The cat’s eye marble rolled quietly away.

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UNSEEMLY YOGA POSE

February 4, 2019

flatulent ox

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GREEN IN A RAIN NOT OF TERROR

February 3, 2019
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LIT FIRECRACKER DROPPED IN THE POND

February 2, 2019

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plash

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THE COLETTE KWIZ ANSWER

February 1, 2019

Colette gave Nijinsky a baguette after he first performed the faun afternoon.

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THE COLETTE KWIZ

January 31, 2019

Colette was there on:

a. the night they invented champagne.

b. the afternoon of the faun.

c. the day they broke the bank at Monte Carlo.

d. golden pond.

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DECIDING TO BE

January 30, 2019
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WALKIN’ IN A CLIMATE CHANGE WINTER WONDERLAND

January 29, 2019
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POPULAR RECIPE

January 28, 2019

A recipe rarely read through all the way to the end

Goat Bread with Hooves

3 goats

1/2 cup salt

10 lbs barley flour

chives (optional)

Dice three goats to a fine paste, first removing and setting aside hooves.

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SPRINGTIME IN JANUARY

January 27, 2019
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