BAD LITERARY MARRIAGES

June 11, 2018

Uriah Heep and Little Bo Peep

The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Auntie Mame

Hester Prynne and Huckleberry Finn

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ALOHA

June 10, 2018

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THE GREEN IMP’S TREASURE

June 9, 2018

The green imp, hidden away in a cave behind the crash of waterfall plunging over the highest cliff on Jagged Mountain, sat gazing at his treasure, a magic pool of broken blue green jade. The imp’s bushy eyebrows, snow white, quivered with pleasure. Otherwise, for the time being, he posed motionless.

Down the mountain through impenetrable forests and across rich farmlands, dawn found the castle and all but one of its inhabitants sleeping soundly. In the castle’s kitchen, the scullery maid sang to herself as she hurried about readying all items needed for the cook to prepare and serve to the cruel king his breakfast of meat slabs and cheese between two torn hunks of bread. The scullery maid had no name, but secretly she called herself Anne Marie.

The green imp nodded his head in company with a thought. Yes, it shall be so. Anne Marie shall rule. The imp reached a green hand out over the pool of broken blue green jade. The pool rippled a sigh.

Down the mountain through impenetrable forests and across rich farmlands, the cook descended to the dungeon and shoved a platter of rind scrapings through the bars at the cruel king. In the Great Hall above, Queen Anne Marie hosted the villagers and proclaimed universal happiness for all save one, the cruel king.

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THE ROBERT MITCHUM KWIZ ANSWER

June 8, 2018

Napping was of paramount importance to Bob.

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THE ROBERT MITCHUM KWIZ

June 7, 2018

To prepare for this role, Robert:

a. interned at an abattoir.

b. made a horse go bye-bye with his bare hands.

c. took a nap.

d. broke J. Edgar Hoover’s nose.

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THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE

June 6, 2018

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PRELUDE

June 5, 2018

prelude to a close encounter with an unidentified flying object

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AFTER THE MUSHROOMS

June 4, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – FRITZ LANG

June 3, 2018

Loon: A movie director from the olden days by the name of Fritz Lang is this weeks guest ghost to undergo the 3 Question Interview. I was intrigued to learn that he made a movie called M. Tell me, Mr. Lang, did you make movies called any other letter of the alphabet?

Lang’s ghost: Nein.

Loon: Nine! Wow, that’s a lot. Did you ever fall into a lake while shooting a film?

Lang’s ghost: Nein.

Loon: Goodness gracious. You must be a really good swimmer. Finally, what is the single most important thing to know when you go about making a film?

Lang’s ghost: Is the money there?

Loon (smug, self-satisfied): Thank you.

(Lang’s ghost springs lightly through the wall.)

 

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ORCHID

June 2, 2018
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