A SENTENCE BY L. F. BAUM

March 10, 2010

“Good day,” said the scarecrow in a rather husky voice. That sentence up there is from The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum. It is a nice example of his simple, playful writing style. Scarecrow. Corn field. Corn husk. Husky voice. Well done, Mr. Baum.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE BERKSHIRE SWINE

March 9, 2010

Host: Today we have with us the celebrated Berkshire Swine. Welcome, Swine. Swine: Oink. Host: Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? Swine: Oink. Host: Is it true that you have condensed the meaning of Finnegans Wake to a single vowel? Swine: Oink. Host: How in the world […]

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SPACEOUS SKY, PURPLE MOUNTAINS

March 8, 2010
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THE CARVEN FLUTE

March 7, 2010

My first children’s fantasy e-book, Bekka of Thorns, is about to be published (When the actual date of publication is announced, it won’t go unnoticed here). So why not jump the gun and talk a bit about the second story in the series, The Carven Flute. That rough sketch of Jo Bree, the flute, demonstrates […]

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A FAVORITE LOON RECIPE

March 6, 2010

Challenged Eggs 12 eggs enough butter 1 matchbox car 1 card table Break eggs into large bowl. Whisk. Melt butter in frying pan over low flame. Add eggs and allow them to cook, stirring occasionally. When eggs are scrambled to a firmness, turn off heat. Set up card table. Along one edge of the table, […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 40

March 5, 2010

“And now … on a sadder note …”

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THE HELMET MOON

March 4, 2010

The helmet moon spun through the sky glistened the night blackberry pie depression The helmet moon crept over cloud shadowed the night torn tattered shroud depression The helmet moon bathed in the pool the final night to play the fool depression The helmet moon has disappeared as the prophet weeping feared high on sugary marmalade

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WRITING TIPS

March 3, 2010

1. Always avoid rules beginning with the word ‘always’. 2. Never obey rules beginning with the word ‘never’. 3. Be more receptive to rules saying ‘almost always’ or ‘almost never’. 4. The 3 ‘C’s of telling a story are as follows: a. Character b. Conflict c. Cresolution (the C being silent) 5. A number 2 […]

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RUTH PLUMLY THOMPSON

March 2, 2010

This is the dedication page of Kabumpo in Oz, the 15th Oz book and the 1st to be solely written by Ruth Plumly Thompson. I reread it for the first time in 50 years last week. It holds up beautifully. As you can see from the above, she delighted in wordplay, puns, and anagrams. Cliffhanger […]

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GONDOLA

March 1, 2010
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Upon arrival at the lake, the loon was eager to apply for the job of gondolier. He was carefully and warily turned away by the operators of the ski lift. Later, authorities were notified as a precaution.

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