THE ROBIN HOOD KWIZ

August 31, 2017

Here is Robin: a. about to collapse after a remarkably coordinated cluster of arrows has entered his upper torso from the rear. b. realizing the hat, instead of flattering, is way ridiculous. c. stopped in his tracks by the sight of Friar Tuck cavorting with a goat, a cat, and an albino aurochs. d. trying […]

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HAPPY PUMPKIN INVISIBILITY SHAWL

August 30, 2017

When you drape the Happy Pumpkin Invisibility Shawl over your shoulders, you become completely invisible. On the other hand, the Happy Pumpkin Invisibility Shawl doesn’t. So there are the positives and negatives of that to ponder.

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THE WORD PLAY GAME

August 29, 2017

Well, to tell the truth, Ida Lupino if I’d thought of it sooner.

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JEWELS

August 28, 2017

The display of jewels twinkled on top of the square cut board. The baker’s assistant nervously shifted her weight from foot to foot. And why not? She had won the right to select one jewel by winning the hopping race, outstripping by a good margin all the other assistants in the flung far and wide […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBIN HOOD

August 27, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced for this week’s 3 Question Interview Robin Hood, a man who needs no introduction. And so, without further ado, I introduce him as a raconteur and archery diva with the first question. Mr. Hood, in the olden days of which you are a member, who held […]

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EINSTEIN GANDHI EDWARDS

August 26, 2017

Einstein Gandhi Edwards, sandwich maker, couldn’t help but wonder if his parents, both killed in a publishing accident, would have been disappointed in his chosen profession.

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THE DATING KWIZ ANSWER

August 25, 2017

Sadly, he wasn’t rich.

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THE DATING KWIZ

August 24, 2017

Darius was unsuccessful dating because: a. no maiden was ever impressed by his ability to type 100 words a minute with his proboscis. b. he wasn’t rich. c. although everything about him was problematical, the eyes took it over the top. d. he mistakenly thought he was a small tractor.

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REASONS FOR PARTRIDGES

August 23, 2017

1-Without them, what would pear trees do? b-Without them, where would restoftheridges go? III-Without them, how would Danny Bonaduce have survived?

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PRELUDE. LUDE. POSTLUDE

August 22, 2017

Prelude The wind kicked up at dawn. Tumbleweeds bounded across the desert. A few bumped to a halt against the shack. Lude Defeating sleep, he knuckled his eyes open, yawned and stretched. The gun was at hand. He rewarded himself with one final glance out the window, nodded, picked up the gun, aimed it, and […]

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