DELVIN

September 29, 2015

Delvin lowered the green visor into place. The countdown continued. He shortened, flexing his knees in preparation for the leap. At zero, he hurled himself into the ether, hugging hard his torso and pressing his chin to his chest. A silent minute seemed an empty eternity. Then he felt the slow collapse into syrup. An […]

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EXPECTANT AUTUMN

September 28, 2015

Autumn sneaks in dreaming of snow.

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MINIATURE THERAPY HORSES

September 26, 2015

miniature therapy horses sheathed in sweat canter beneath the savage sun 2 gaggles of tender maidens dance nearby supervised by a tiny nun

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THE SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE KWIZ ANSWER

September 25, 2015

In addition to the puttees, the wild-eyed stranger darting from an alley also gave Sir Arthur three brass buttons and a rasher of bacon.

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THE SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE KWIZ

September 24, 2015

The puttees Sir Arthur wears in this photo were given to him by: a. a leper. b. the superintendent of a madhouse Sir Arthur once visited in disguise for quite a lengthy stay. c. Boris Karloff’s grandmother. d. a wild-eyed stranger who darted from an alley and said, ‘Here, Guv, have a care. Them’s magic.’

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GIANT OZ BOOKS

September 23, 2015

Dorothy and the Scarecrow discover a long row of giant Oz books.

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PRESTO CHANGE-O

September 22, 2015

Autumn makes her first move.

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SOLIPSISM

September 21, 2015
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solipsism embedded in perfume self-negating ombudsmen need not apply the pen of your aunt is not i repeat not on the table

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO

September 20, 2015
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Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we welcome the ghost of the famous Roman emperor, Nero. Your Royal Elevatedness, welcome. Do you speak American? Nero’s ghost: Si, amigo. Loon: Uh, I mean American like in Omaha. Do you speak that? Nero’s ghost: But of course. I speak everything. I’m a genius. Loon: What is […]

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MORE ADDISON NINDERNOK

September 19, 2015

Addison Nindernok fell in the Lomond Loch. He sank like a stone to the bottom. With a thrash and a flail he grabbed Nessie’s tail and stayed as a guest until autumn.

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