September 29, 2015
Delvin lowered the green visor into place. The countdown continued. He shortened, flexing his knees in preparation for the leap. At zero, he hurled himself into the ether, hugging hard his torso and pressing his chin to his chest. A silent minute seemed an empty eternity. Then he felt the slow collapse into syrup. An […]
September 28, 2015
Autumn sneaks in dreaming of snow.
September 26, 2015
miniature therapy horses sheathed in sweat canter beneath the savage sun 2 gaggles of tender maidens dance nearby supervised by a tiny nun
September 25, 2015
In addition to the puttees, the wild-eyed stranger darting from an alley also gave Sir Arthur three brass buttons and a rasher of bacon.
September 24, 2015
The puttees Sir Arthur wears in this photo were given to him by: a. a leper. b. the superintendent of a madhouse Sir Arthur once visited in disguise for quite a lengthy stay. c. Boris Karloff’s grandmother. d. a wild-eyed stranger who darted from an alley and said, ‘Here, Guv, have a care. Them’s magic.’
September 23, 2015
Dorothy and the Scarecrow discover a long row of giant Oz books.
September 22, 2015
Autumn makes her first move.
September 21, 2015
solipsism embedded in perfume self-negating ombudsmen need not apply the pen of your aunt is not i repeat not on the table
September 20, 2015
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we welcome the ghost of the famous Roman emperor, Nero. Your Royal Elevatedness, welcome. Do you speak American? Nero’s ghost: Si, amigo. Loon: Uh, I mean American like in Omaha. Do you speak that? Nero’s ghost: But of course. I speak everything. I’m a genius. Loon: What is […]
September 19, 2015
Addison Nindernok fell in the Lomond Loch. He sank like a stone to the bottom. With a thrash and a flail he grabbed Nessie’s tail and stayed as a guest until autumn.