July 31, 2013
The diligent foal cross-referenced all of the invitations, putting a neat checkmark in her binder by each name before making the short journey to the post office, where she handed the neat stack of envelopes to the clerk and purchased 2 sheets of ‘forever’ stamps. She then crossed the street to return the pen she […]
July 30, 2013
Hike this path to take a dip in that swimmin’ hole.
July 27, 2013
She lived in the town of Burnet, which wasn’t a very big town, but was growing as fast as it knew how. Thus in a narrative voice of gentle whimsy is the book, What Kay Did, written.
July 26, 2013
First she sharpened her favorite knife. Then she recited ‘The Wreck of the Hesperus’ while preparing lunch.
July 25, 2013
Just moments after this picture was taken, Beatrix Potter: a. flung the wretched creature out the window. b. found and adopted an albino otter. c. prepared lunch. d. recited ‘The Wreck of the Hesperus’. e. sharpened her favorite knife.
July 24, 2013
rhinoplasty – what you scrape up after a rhino runs full tilt into a shredder.
July 23, 2013
The brain of Calvin Dorn slipped quietly along the hall to the fire exit. It zigged and zagged down the escape and dropped to the alley. It clothed itself in garments it had hidden in the trash bin. A vision in wrap-around shades, a stylish beret, bold red military jacket, green pantaloons, and tall scrolled […]
July 22, 2013
‘We attack at dawn? Is that what he said? Really? Dawn? I’ve got a lot of laundry to do. I don’t think I can make it. Best of luck, though.’
July 21, 2013
Loon: For our 3 question interview today, I welcome the ghost of some kind of mystic or something. I’m not all that clear. Any way, that’s quite a beard you’ve got there, sir. Does it itch? Rasputin’s ghost: Give me cake. Loon: Cake? I don’t have any cake. Would stale bread do? Rasputin’s ghost: CAKE! […]