A SENTENCE BY DAVID SEDARIS

November 30, 2013

I wish that I could see the people’s faces as they look in amazement at me, a man made of inner tubes, a dark tornado that can save them from drowning. A perfectly clear statement needing no explanation from me.

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THE THANKSGIVING CHRISTMAS TREE GIRL KWIZ ANSWER

November 29, 2013

Fair warning – She’s a soul snatcher.

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THE THANKSGIVING CHRISTMAS TREE GIRL KWIZ

November 28, 2013

The Thanksgiving Christmas Tree Girl: a. is a creative way to punish a child. b. is seen floating over Denmark every year in late November. c. presides over the blessing of the cauldrons. d. is contemplating sweet, sweet revenge. e. captures the souls of all who gaze into her eyes.

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LOON’S LIST OF THANKS

November 27, 2013
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Thanks for: 1. not smoking. 2. the old slipping on a banana peel joke. 3. flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la. 4. microwavable darts. 5. imaginary clowns with beaks. 6. sock knitting reindeer. 7. that guy down the street who doesn’t bother anybody. 8. sirens, mythic and fire engine. 9. the old walrus […]

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A LOON’S OPINION

November 26, 2013
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All people in the world should remain secluded in individual huts and emerge rarely, and then only to sing. – Loon Whose Railroad Tracks Don’t Come Anywhere Near Reaching The End Of The Line

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IT IS THIS COLD

November 25, 2013
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHNNY APPLESEED

November 24, 2013

Loon: Today we have some kind of raggedy fellow with a beard for our 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th dimension forgot to tell me about today’s ghostly guest. So I’ll just have to wing it blind, so to speak. Tell me, celebrity, would the average, oh I don’t know, let’s just say, […]

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A SENTENCE BY ROALD DAHL

November 23, 2013
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No other factory in the world mixes chocolate by waterfall! From you-know-who and the you-know-what

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THE GRIM REAPER KWIZ ANSWER

November 22, 2013

His dentist is second to none.

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THE GRIM REAPER KWIZ

November 21, 2013
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The Grim Reaper: a. has an excellent dentist. b. refuses to play chess with Swedes. c. is not such a bad guy once you get to know him. d. gave a commendable performance in a Perth revival of Phantom of the Opera.

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