BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILKIE COLLINS

March 31, 2013

Loon: I’d like to welcome today’s ghost to the 3 question interview. Welcome, ghost. First question – When you ran for president against FDR, what was your favorite meal? Wilkie Collins’ ghost: I never had the honor to run for the office of president of your nation. By no calculation whatsoever was I deemed an […]

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A SENTENCE BY ROBERT HEINLEIN

March 30, 2013

“Eh?” Sorry, Robert, I did not grok your strange land stranger at all.

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THE ANTHONY TROLLOPE KWIZ ANSWER

March 29, 2013

Anthony did write a novel while punting on the Thames. His best kick traveled 70 yards in the air.

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THE ANTHONY TROLLOPE KWIZ

March 28, 2013

Anthony Trollope, who wrote short novels during vacations between writing long novels,: a. once considered trimming his beard, but decided it would interfere with writing a novel. b. once wrote a novel while punting on the Thames. c. tried writing two novels simultaneously, one with each hand, found it to be too difficult, and wrote […]

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BRANDY

March 27, 2013
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Once upon a time a lackadaisical car dealership owner’s daughter traipsed into the woods hauling her wagon loaded with four 2 gallon jugs of brandy. First she met a wolf who threatened to read tax instructions at her. He was soon placated when the girl shared with him one jug of brandy. Continuing on her […]

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ROYAL STROLL

March 26, 2013
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The sisters royal, Blush and Chaste, on an outing attended by their bevy of servants.

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HOTEL CALIFORNIA

March 25, 2013

Welcome to the Hotel California

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – IGOR STRAVINSKY

March 24, 2013
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Loon: I’m told this gentleman composed music. Mr. Strelinski, was it hard to clean between the piano keys when cracker crumbs got in there? Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, you bet. Even harder was the syrup. Loon: I can imagine. Also, is it true that all musicians like to ski? Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, that’s true. Even better […]

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2 SENTENCES BY MURIEL SPARK

March 23, 2013
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1. The dormitory girls who had spilled out of the drawing room on to the terrace chattered like a parliament of fowls. 2. She was now circling round, vaguely wobbling, like a top near the end of its spin. It’s not often one reads a tiny perfectly crafted gem of a tale such as the […]

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THE MAX SHRECK KWIZ ANSWER

March 22, 2013
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For a run of years there back in the 1920s, Max was the most successful prosecuting attorney in all of Carpathia.

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