LIMA BEAN LOST ON THE NIGHT OF MANY MOONS

May 31, 2011

When crossing the red dune, the wizard failed to notice the magic lima bean falling from a tiny rip in his pouch. As a result, a needless beanstalk leading to nowhere grew on the red beach. True, it became a tourist attraction of sorts. There is that.

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PAINTING THE ROSES RED

May 30, 2011

The Queen of Hearts is going to be frightfully angry.

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PRIOR TO THE BEATING

May 29, 2011

Seconds later, the elephant discovered the loon’s hiding place and administered to him a severe beating about the head and shoulders with her trunk.

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A SENTENCE BY ALFRED BESTER

May 28, 2011

StOpStOpStOp OpStOpStOpStOp StOpStOpStOpStOp OpStOpStOpStOpStOp OpStOpStOpStOpSt OpStOpStOpStOp OpStOpStOpSt Much prefer the title Tiger! Tiger! to The Stars My Destination.

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CARTOON FRIDAY 104

May 27, 2011

“The final will be optional. You may take the test or leave $1000 in cash in my mailbox. Hahaha … ha.”

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THE LOON PRINCELING CALCULATES

May 26, 2011

On Pothole Dome overlooking Tuolumne Meadows the loon princeling is captured in acrylic paint while calculating whether or not to proceed. He proceeded.

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CHAPLIN KWIZ ANSWER

May 25, 2011

He actually used more than 200 aliases when toiling in various Southern California oil fields. He tried to patent a supposed elixir of eternal life he discovered in his oil experiment mania phase. In fact, he’s still alive and working in oil somewhere in Alaska.

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CHARLIE CHAPLIN KWIZ

May 24, 2011

Whenever Charlie Chaplin traveled incognito to work on oil derricks in the desert, he went by the name of: a. B. Tipton Stallworthy b. Alice Roosevelt c. Rollo Face d. Pheasant Ramone e. Just Plain Ken f. Minnesota Flynn g. Chirp Halfbrain h. Stanislaus Krafchow i. Frodo j. Bob Smith k. all of the above […]

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May 23, 2011

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JUNGLE ADVENTURE

May 22, 2011

Up to my waist in the swamp, I struggled to pull the boat through the damned glut of reeds, all the while cursing the leeches availing themselves of the opportunity to slime slither and attach, barnacle-like, to my nether limbs, which in their turn strained to advance by gaining freedom from the powerful sinking mud […]

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