The Fake Cow and the Cobra Being made of synthetic leather, the fake cow found it difficult to demonstrate sincerity. So one day when her friend, the cobra, loomed up from the basket and said, “Are my beady eyes really scary?”, the fake cow knew cobra was merely fishing for a compliment. “Oh, yeah, really […]
Pick up lines are rarely able to cross the barrier between species. The following examples, highly successful in the proper animal context, turn out to be nearly 100% failures when attempted by humans. “Wow! You’re the fattest sow I’ve ever seen!” has a 94% success rate among swine. In contrast, human success with the same […]
The loon’s walking stick has been with him since the president with all the birds was in office. On many a camping trip, it often prepared meals and even drove the car when the loon was feeling particularly addled. It also does quite an impressive imitation of an otter taking a bath with Goldie Hawn. […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
