June 30, 2013
Loon: With the 4th of July looming, The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to provide us with one George M. Cohan for the 3 question interview. I don’t know why. Mr. Cohan, do you know anything about skiffs? Cohan’s ghost: Not a blessed thing, bucko. Loon: Too bad. I’m thinking of getting […]
June 29, 2013
She sprang from the womb and waved to the crowd. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a sentence. It’s the first one in Venetia Kelly’s Traveling Show.
June 28, 2013
The treatment of drugs injected directly into his head cured Ben of sleepwalking.
June 27, 2013
In this picture, Ben is: a. receiving instructions from the mother ship. b. undergoing an experimental lobotomy. c. having lots of different kinds of drugs injected directly into his head. d. trying to impress a girl. e. wondering why he went into show business.
June 26, 2013
1. HANNIBAL LECTER’S COMPENDIUM OF VISCERA 2. BEAUTY TIPS FROM RUDYARD KIPLING 3. THE COMPLETE HENRY KISSINGER SONGBOOK 4. KICKED BY A MOON DINOSAUR: A MEMOIR OF YOUTH BY CALVIN COOLIDGE 5. WOOD SPLINTER REVIEW
June 25, 2013
This is the only warning you’ll get. Beautiful, eh? The former cat that made the final mistake of its existence by brushing a single whisker across one of those lovely petals might disagree.
June 24, 2013
jacaranda jack be quick do your purple blooming trick
June 21, 2013
His giraffe farm was famous from Santa Monica to Hermosa Beach, but no further.
June 20, 2013
Funnily enough, Ford Sterling: a. drove a Sterling, not a Ford. b. was the only Keystone Kop to wear a kilt to ward off demons. c. and Gloria Swanson vowed to beat up Charlie Chaplin, but never followed through. d. kept fit by raising giraffes. e. had a secret dream. No one ever knew what […]
June 19, 2013
Each morning, after I reaffirm my existence, I prepare and consume a light breakfast. This activity is followed by a brief stroll to the hammock in the yard. There I render myself recumbent for not more than ten minutes. The ten minutes having elapsed, I venture forth into the outer world, where I sidle as […]
