THE GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR KWIZ
The general’s pipe is actually: a. a telescope. b. a bubble pipe. c. a tiny cocktail shaker. d. the home of his most trusted adviser, Archie, the educated cockroach.
The general’s pipe is actually: a. a telescope. b. a bubble pipe. c. a tiny cocktail shaker. d. the home of his most trusted adviser, Archie, the educated cockroach.
My head is empty. I’ve nothing to say on this morning, on this day. I’m left short of thought, left short of wit. What’s odd about that? says my sister, Kit. Kit’s short for Kitty. Oh, not kitty cat. Poker game kitty, kitty like that. Hum dee dum, lum dee dee Fa la la la […]
Speaking of Susan B. Anthony: Susan B Anthony Susan be slick Susan jumped over the candlestick Her dress caught fire She ran to the lake She plunged right in and later ate cake
The frog king and the frog queen lived quite happily in, on and under a garden green. For you see, they possessed everything their hearts desired. Centuries of collecting had crammed bowers in the garden and caverns underneath with a dazzling array of items. There were steak knives with handles of purest ash, a wind-up […]
Loon: For today’s 3 question celebrity ghost interview I have been supplied with the shade of Susan B. Anthony. First things being first, what, pray tell, does the B stand for, Ms. Anthony? Susan B Anthony’s ghost: Brownell. Loon: Right. Very good. So that’s established. Now, you seem to be olden, what with your clothes […]
I once knew a man in New Zealand who hadn’t a tooth in his head, … and yet that man could beat a drum better than any man I ever saw. From one of Mr. Ward’s rambling stage oratory presentations.
An extremely unknown fact is that after spending a few years in the wild studying gorillas, Louise secretly mentored a young Jane Goodall.
Following her movie career, Louise: a. spent several years laboring as a stevedore in Liverpool. b. lived for a time with a couple of gorillas in the mist. c. became quite the talented thimblerigger. d. opened a hat shop in Macon, Georgia. e. painted herself blue and hopped back and forth.