Loon: Today we greet Ingmar Bergman, a famous movie director known to one and to all, on the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Bergman, what was it like working with your sister Ingrid? Bergman’s ghost: You jest, and though I scowl, you may interpret it as merriment. Loon: Well then, let me try another. What was […]
“Move!” bawled the drill corporal. And so our trusty vet takes the plunge into WWII while taking many a trip down memory lane.
Whenever I visit Penelope on the bank of the stream where she lives ‘neath a tree I bring an assortment of her favorite treats like mud sludge and pond scum and rotten black beets. For this I’m rewarded with one of her smiles and one of her bloodstained tooth sharpening files. Don’t believe for a […]
Oh, my word, what cutthroat bowling matches they had, girls against the boys.
When Blossom Seeley and Benny Fields were vaudeville headliners, they spent whatever spare time they had: a. in the lab fruitlessly trying to develop a ray gun. b. reading Kafka to their chihuahua, Roderick. c. bowling with their pals, George Burns and Gracie Allen. d. speaking easy, if you know what I mean.
1. Atomic sandwich bags 2. Do-it-yourself lobotomy kits 3. Braided worm bracelets
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have the highest unprecedented honor to present to you for the second time, ladies and gentlemen, the ghost of a movie star of unbound certitude, Mister Harpo Marx. Welcome again, Harpo. Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally) Loon: First question. Could you really play the violin, or […]
We have a smallpox scare here now and every body has been vaccinated, or is being. 14 year old Syl writes to her sister. I just very much like ‘or is being’.