FALL GETS SERIOUS
September 30, 2013
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Anvil in a Lace Bootie
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – INGMAR BERGMAN
September 29, 2013
Loon: Today we greet Ingmar Bergman, a famous movie director known to one and to all, on the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Bergman, what was it like working with your sister Ingrid? Bergman’s ghost: You jest, and though I scowl, you may interpret it as merriment. Loon: Well then, let me try another. What was […]
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A SENTENCE BY JAMES HERRIOT
September 28, 2013
“Move!” bawled the drill corporal. And so our trusty vet takes the plunge into WWII while taking many a trip down memory lane.
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VISITING PENELOPE
September 27, 2013
Whenever I visit Penelope on the bank of the stream where she lives ‘neath a tree I bring an assortment of her favorite treats like mud sludge and pond scum and rotten black beets. For this I’m rewarded with one of her smiles and one of her bloodstained tooth sharpening files. Don’t believe for a […]
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LULLABY
September 26, 2013
THE BLOSSOM AND BENNY VAUDEVILLE KWIZ ANSWER
September 25, 2013
Oh, my word, what cutthroat bowling matches they had, girls against the boys.
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THE BLOSSOM AND BENNY VAUDEVILLE KWIZ
September 24, 2013
When Blossom Seeley and Benny Fields were vaudeville headliners, they spent whatever spare time they had: a. in the lab fruitlessly trying to develop a ray gun. b. reading Kafka to their chihuahua, Roderick. c. bowling with their pals, George Burns and Gracie Allen. d. speaking easy, if you know what I mean.
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PRODUCTS WITH NO FUTURE
September 23, 2013
1. Atomic sandwich bags 2. Do-it-yourself lobotomy kits 3. Braided worm bracelets
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HARPO MARX
September 22, 2013
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have the highest unprecedented honor to present to you for the second time, ladies and gentlemen, the ghost of a movie star of unbound certitude, Mister Harpo Marx. Welcome again, Harpo. Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally) Loon: First question. Could you really play the violin, or […]
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A SENTENCE BY SYLVIA BEACH
September 21, 2013
We have a smallpox scare here now and every body has been vaccinated, or is being. 14 year old Syl writes to her sister. I just very much like ‘or is being’.
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