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HOW TO BECOME THE GREATEST EVIL ROBOT EVER

February 3, 2015

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Step One Step Two Step Three Step Four Any questions?

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THE DARK STILETTO

December 13, 2014

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You peg the guy for a creep right off, but when he tosses 500 green on the table, you figure he’s not so bad after all. ‘It’s my wife Brigitte, Mr. Barlow. I want her followed. I got to know where she goes,’ says the not so bad creep. ‘She’s going to be at this […]

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YOU DON’T GET OFF THAT EASY

July 30, 2014

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I’m still here.

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THE BEST EVIL ROBOT EVER KWIZ

January 16, 2014

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Brigitte Helm, when in character as the best evil robot ever in the silent movie Metropolis, thought about: a. sweet, sweet revenge. b. what she would do to a chocolate cake if she had the billion marks to buy one. c. entering a nunnery and what she would do to the sisters therein. d. bare […]

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shamrock party #art pic.twitter.com/xqaB1Z6nEg

12:17 pm · April 22, 2019

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THE TALKING CURE #dada “What tends to make me laugh makes other people eye me warily,” said the troubled dentist to the flowers on the bookshelf. He giggled, then shrieked a piercing high-pitched cackle. His psychiatrist eyed him warily.

12:21 pm · April 21, 2019

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5 of 5 stars to The Wicked Wand by Steve Shilstone goodreads.com/review/show/59…

5:58 pm · April 20, 2019

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sun worship pic.twitter.com/05jRDTxj1v

11:48 am · April 20, 2019

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4 of 5 stars to Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury goodreads.com/review/show/27…

10:54 pm · April 19, 2019

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THE OUZEL KWIZ #dada This ouzel: a. had nothing to do with the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. b. planned the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. c. is marching to Georgia. d. is not pleased. pic.twitter.com/gBV4h3g3Kt

12:05 pm · April 18, 2019

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Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle. The parlor maid played the harmonium. All right, I’ll admit it. It’s splendid to be rich and Charles. I like it in the lower pantry despite my random blackouts. It’s the anger, you see. The anger, I tell you.

12:14 pm · April 17, 2019

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They buried the paws, the lone remnants of Buddy. The footman wept and vowed revenge. On the following day, they gathered most of the footman’s torso and buried it next to Buddy’s paws while Frida, the cook, worked on the

12:14 pm · April 17, 2019

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Last Tuesday, so I’m told, Charles emerged, and the staff bolted, all save Buddy, the footman’s harbor dog. Time passed. The staff dared to creep back after Mills, the butler, observed through his binoculars and commented on the closing of the lower pantry door.

12:14 pm · April 17, 2019

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CHARLES OF THE PANTRY #dada #flashfiction #horror Charles rarely emerges from the lower pantry, and on those occasions when he does, the staff bolts pell mell in every possible direction. Charles has that sort of an effect on sentient creatures of any stripe. Stone cold fact.

12:14 pm · April 17, 2019

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when flowers become butterflies and butterflies become flowers we will walk in dreams of enchanted bowers #art #poetry pic.twitter.com/xfFSo28ZPJ

11:53 am · April 16, 2019

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11:47 am · April 15, 2019

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5 of 5 stars to Ahab's Wife, or The Star-Gazer by Sena Jeter Naslund goodreads.com/review/show/27…

11:27 pm · April 14, 2019

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@selfstyledsiren From young beautiful life in Wild Strawberries and The Seventh Seal to the crushing power of Persona and more, she leaves us with treasures.

7:07 pm · April 14, 2019

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grudge for the remainder of its days. As for Clarence Forbes, he ran for sheriff and was defeated by a pail of lager. Folks in those days weren’t much for having real live human beings in elected positions. Look around. Who can blame them?

12:16 pm · April 14, 2019

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