Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Steve Shilstone

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BLURBS FOR A NOVEL UNWRITTEN #dada When a jewel is found stabbed into the throat of a famous architect, a city mourns. A city mourns when noted architect Bill Funn goes missing after last being seen leaping from the prow of a gigantic wrestler.

11:49 am · August 9, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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together with duct tape, prefers making demons instead of angels in the snow. The 1 item in the ‘negatives’ column: towels not monogrammed ‘?’. No towels monogrammed '?' had been, alas, the deal breaker. Jasper would proudly greet death having never surrendered to compromise.

12:23 pm · August 8, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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‘negatives’. On the ‘positives’ side: elbows rounded in a pleasing manner, neck more or less centrally located between shoulders, likes clams, knows Oliver Hardy’s mother’s maiden name, hates swimming and anybody who likes swimming, has a magnet collection, wears glasses held

12:23 pm · August 8, 2020

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

ADEQUATE COMPANION #dada During his lifelong search for an adequate companion, Jasper Tubbs once mistakenly thought he had succeeded. On a page with two columns, one headed ‘positives’ and one headed ‘negatives’, he had ticked off 8 items on the 'positives' side and 1 on the

12:23 pm · August 8, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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WORDPLAY #dada gar – any of various fishes that have an elongated body resembling that of a pike and long and narrow jaws age – the part of an existence extending from the beginning to any given time Join them and the result is garage, a shelter for automotive vehicles.

11:39 am · August 7, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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DOLLY SISTERS #dada When agreeing to appear in the Ziegfeld Follies, the Dolly Sisters insisted that the contract include: a dress up as ants clause. a hovering clause. a bear clause. a sanity clause. one page exclusively devoted to hundreds of dollar signs. pic.twitter.com/NVV44bsSxo

11:44 am · August 6, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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something just inside the door to your left. You open the door. There she is. You die.

11:51 am · August 5, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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‘baggage car’. You nod and pass through the door. You are now between cars. PUH TICK PUH TACK PUH TICK PUH TACK There is a small window high on the baggage car door. You sidle up to it, gun in hand, and risk a peep inside. A young man, wild of eye, is nodding and staring at

11:51 am · August 5, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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don your fedora and strap on your gun. puh tick puh tack puh tick puh tack You listen without listening to the constant prattling of the conductor as he leads you through car after car. When he finally stops prattling and leading, he merely points to the next door and mouths

11:51 am · August 5, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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in the baggage car with one or two hostages, we’re not certain of the number. He has these demands, you see. It’s frankly beyond us. Would you take over?’ You sigh and arise. ‘Very well. Lead on, my good fellow,’ you say. Before following the conductor out into the corridor, you

11:51 am · August 5, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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train thoughts. ‘Yes,’ you say. The door opens. The conductor, hat in hands, says, ‘Pardon, sir. A bit of a problem. We were wondering if you, well, being who you are, could possibly help us with a young man, a passenger. You see, he’s gone a bit off and has barricaded himself

11:51 am · August 5, 2020

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

THE TRAIN #flashfiction The train rushes along the track, puh tick puh tack puh tick puh tack. You, tranquil, serene, almost mesmerized, gaze at the scrubby sage brush flashing by outside. A discreet rap on the door of your compartment interrupts your train of thoughtless pic.twitter.com/8h43uFI6Qz

11:51 am · August 5, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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All boxes of hammers are smarter than POTUS45. #POTUS45

4:10 pm · August 4, 2020

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

MYSTERY TITLES #dada The Lampshade Murders The Case of the Missing Elk The Sign of Four Minus Three The Handyman, Fiend of Sacramento

11:46 am · August 4, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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A triffid peeks from behind lime-hued leaves. #scifi pic.twitter.com/uTY0oDUTZv

11:42 am · August 4, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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A POEM #dada this is a poem not about owls it’s also not about goats it’s mostly about the way cheese is made with a small offhand mention of boats oh milk oh rennin (boat)

11:47 am · August 3, 2020

Steve Shilstone

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3 of 5 stars to Ahab's Return by Jeffrey Ford goodreads.com/review/show/34…

5:39 pm · August 2, 2020

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

@MoviesSilently Mine is Jessie Ralph as Ma Burley in San Francisco. She only had 2 scenes, but boy, did she nail them.

12:17 pm · August 2, 2020

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

DUEL #poetry trembling joe was a formidable foe he wiggled when i wagged i feinted here he feinted there my spirit sadly sagged in a final thrust i placed my all he danced aside adroitly i fell undone he pulled a gun and winged me by the oak tree

12:01 pm · August 2, 2020

Steve Shilstone

@steveshilstone

SALE #dada HURRY! FINAL FEW DAYS! OUR 20TH SEMI-ANNUAL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! PRICES SLASHED, NAY, DISEMBOWELED! (not valid where the wild fern grows)

11:55 am · August 1, 2020