CARTOON FRIDAY 48

April 30, 2010

“I’ll take a whimsical God over a wrathful God every time.”

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THE UNHEALTHY FOOD PYRAMID

April 29, 2010

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BLINKY GREENWING

April 28, 2010

This is Blinky Greenwing, who plays a central role in ‘Woeful Wanderers’ Wasteland’. Here he is much later, when he appears as a beloved grandfather in ‘Nimble Missst’ and ‘Quen Nim’.

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ZEN AND THE ART OF BASEBALL COACHERY

April 27, 2010

Question – Why did the loon coach youth baseball for 25 years? Answer – Early Sunday morning voluntary batting practice and the mellow green vibe.

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CARLTON GRANE

April 26, 2010

Raised in a spent howitzer shell, Carlton Grane developed an explosive temper. Fed only peanut shells for the first five years of his life, he was understandably nuts. Though insanity and rage ruled his every action, he managed to marry surprisingly well. surprisingly, surp to her friends, spelled her name in all lower case letters […]

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BEFORE

April 25, 2010

This blank canvas meadow has been prepared by Mother Nature. She primed it with a coat of snow, and now She ponders the colors She’ll use to make it bloom. The loon will return to this spot in a month to examine and record Her work. I’m thinking orange, purple, and yellow. We’ll see.

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A SENTENCE BY DYLAN THOMAS

April 24, 2010

That old Bessie would beeswax the lawn to make the birds slip. That line is from the radio play, Under Milk Wood. If you read the drama aloud, you might hear the word music better than if you read it asilent.

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CARTOON FRIDAY 47

April 23, 2010

“Just give me a few more minutes to lie here in utter defeat.”

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BORIS KARLOFF KWIZ

April 22, 2010

Boris Karloff: a. wrote his memoirs with a pencil clenched between his teeth while immersed up to his neck in a vat of ketchup. b. ate a breaded veal cutlet for breakfast every day of his adult life. c. once swam across the Mojave Desert. d. tended bar to earn enough money to become a […]

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THE TRIPLET PRINCESSES THREE

April 21, 2010

Here we have a very rough sketch of Wun, Tuu, and Thrii, the Triplet Princesses of Fiddleeebod. Scroll down a bit and you will see a sketch of young Prince Dale Lightly, who grows up to be a Kinng and the father of these bickering, laughing, screaming, ever energetic, incredibly exhausting creatures. They play starring […]

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