DICTIONARY FUN A LA WODEHOUSE 5

August 31, 2009

cup of tea – 1. something one likes or excels in. 2. a thing to be reckoned with. “Tea is not my cup of tea.” “No? What, pray tell, is then?” “Coffee. Coffee is my cup of tea.” “I should have thought that rowing was your cup of tea, what with your legendary sculling prowess […]

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A DAY AT THE BEACH

August 30, 2009

……..palm tree…………….palm tree…………………….palm tree……… …bodyguard…bodyguard……. ….agent……………sycophant…. …..STAR…sycophant….. …bodyguard…………….. ….paparazzo…………………… …..paparazzo…….. ……………………..paparazzo…..   ocean~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ocean~~~~~~~~~~~~~ocean ~~~shark~~~~~~~~~~~~~swimming child~~~~

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ESCALATION

August 29, 2009

feather pencil small can of tomato paste first edition ‘adventures of tom sawyer’ microwave oven stove

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CARTOON FRIDAY 13

August 28, 2009

“Of course I want to kiss you. It’s just that … I can’t.”

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WICKERWORK

August 27, 2009

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THREE MARBLE ANECDOTES

August 26, 2009
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1 A cat’s eye marble, crystal clear with a neatly centered yellow ribbon twist, rolled across the rug and came to a stop next to a short heavy club which leaned against the wall in the corner of the room nearest the fireplace. “Excuse me, club, are you tall enough to see the clock? I’d […]

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THE COWARD’S MISTAKE

August 25, 2009

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GROANER

August 24, 2009
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To Fulfill an Obsession Nehemiah Plaster was nothing if not determined. From earliest childhood on he pored over maps of France, haunted the French Embassy (which was nothing if not difficult for a small boy who lived in Golden, Colorado), and practiced daily in the mirror his sneer of superiority. What did he study in […]

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FRANK OBSERVATION

August 23, 2009

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MORE THINGS THAN I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOME THINGS

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SELF PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A LOON

August 22, 2009
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