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peddler sneezed while strolling by a chicken coop, his location was pinpointed and the subsequent bludgeoning he suffered proved fatal. He was still invisible, though. So there’s that.
THE WOLF NOSE CLOAK #fairytale #dada When upon a time once a crone gave to a young peddler an enchanted wolf nose cloak in thanks for removing a thorn from her paw, she explained its power of invisibility, but not the hen allergy curse it cast on its wearer. Therefore, when the
freeloader = a person who uses money, food, a room in a house, etc. given by other people, but who gives nothing to them in exchange = POTUS
sky, leaving behind one seriously agitated goatherd. Moral: Before you count your chickens, make sure they aren’t flying goats.
goatherd, dancing about in a frenzy. “I don’t?” said the goat. “And you can’t talk either!” shrieked the goatherd, tearing at his hair. “Wow, looks like I’m a big fat 0 for 3 then, don’t it?” said the goat. “Thanks for the heads up.” So saying, the goat sailed off into the
THE GOAT AND THE GOATHERD #fable The goat flew to the top of the tallest tree and perched there. “Here now, come down this instant! You can’t fly!” shouted the goatherd, flinging his hat to the ground. “I can’t?” said the goat. “Of course not. You have no wings!” screamed the
4 of 5 stars to Perseus by Richard Matturro goodreads.com/review/show/28…
poppies will make them sleeeeeeep #margarethamilton pic.twitter.com/WCG1vXjYRu
4 of 5 stars to 4 3 2 1 by Paul Auster goodreads.com/review/show/28…
george carlin weighs in on abortion and stuff youtube.com/watch?v=AvF1Q3…
get by with some friendly help from Joe Cocker youtube.com/watch?v=tfLyK2…
ALARMING COMPLIMENT I nibble on the fringes of your joy.
just for the heck of it, why don't we save the planet #extinction pic.twitter.com/4ZNnIvMaUk
LESSER CZARIST TRAGEDIES #dada 1. Alexei pinched his thumb when sheathing his sword in its scabbard, and everyone noticed. 2. On the eve of her Name Day party, Natasha was cross because her maid suddenly died.
“I suppose you’re wondering if I’m a homicidal maniac. Well, sorry, but yes I am.” #cartoon pic.twitter.com/wlnpjYZFuu
possible third sons had died. Several drowned getting out of bed. A few hanged themselves while attempting to pull on their socks. The rest died in sewing mishaps. The king and queen died, too. Bellette married her pebble and laughed and laughed for the rest of her life.
heralds out to gather all the third sons of anyone they could find. Third sons were desired, of course, because first and second sons invariably failed to fulfill tasks or solve riddles. Third sons, on the contrary, were notably successful. Sadly, all
thousands to be found on the banks of the river. And yet, Princess Bellette adored it. She sang to it and announced to her parents that she would marry it when she came of age. Her parents, not keen on the idea of having a pebble for a son-in-law, sent
spirits of all. Yes, Bellette larked about with her pet lark. Yes, and this is the yes that worried her parents, Bellette was in love with an ordinary pebble. It was not magic. It was not beautiful. It was a plain gray pebble, one among
THE PRINCESS BELLETTE #nonsense #fairytale In a peaceful kingdom beyond the wood and across the river, the king and queen worried about their daughter, Bellette. Yes , Bellette was lovely. Yes, Bellette was happy. Yes, Bellette’s laughter rang throughout the palace, lifting the
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The scandal at Zarcraft Inn took place on a blustery winter’s day The scandal at Zarcraft Inn concerned a monk, a duck, and a sleigh The scandal at Zarcraft Inn was not for the young or the faint of heart The scandal at Zarcraft Inn, my friends, was Napoleon Bonaparte #dadapoem
People who think they're smart are usually dumb and versa vice.
#edwardlear #nonsense #birthdayboy There was an odd man with a beard who had twenty siblings – how weird It’s no wonder that he spouted nonsense for free That artistic odd man with a beard pic.twitter.com/2jFCNX9Btg
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