APRIL 30TH

April 30, 2015

IT’S APRIL 30TH, I TELLS YA! APRIL 30TH! and I got nothin’.

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SIMILES

April 29, 2015

He looked like: a. a termite, but softened the effect by wearing a tie. b. a partially digested omelet, but without the charm. c. an umbrella left out in the rain. d. runaway inflation with a matching smile.

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POETIC POECIA

April 28, 2015

my sister’s aunt (rhyme it with want) decided to go fishing she caught an old tire, a tin can and some wire and the law firm of Harboth & Swishing

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ESCAPE

April 27, 2015
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You fling yourself into the ditch and burrow frantically, covering yourself with fallen leaves. Your heart hammers in your chest. You hold your breath and tremble in silence. The horses thunder by. You wait. You wait. You wait until you can wait no more. You gasp, take in air with a shuddering sob. They’ll be […]

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INNOCENTS

April 26, 2015
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Innocents being funneled into the Cut Flower Shop abattoir

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CORPS DE BALLET

April 25, 2015

The corps de ballet nervously assembling onstage to await the raising of the curtain

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THE KATNISS EVERDEEN, CONFLICTED KILLING MACHINE, KWIZ ANSWER

April 24, 2015

She dug a great trench 40 feet long out back and eventually filled it to the brim with pencils, which she proceeded to walk back and forth on for hours. Who knows why?

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THE KATNISS EVERDEEN, CONFLICTED KILLING MACHINE, KWIZ

April 23, 2015
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In addition to her archery skills, it’s a little known fact that Katniss: a. was also a leading authority on the films of Mary Pickford. b. could recite the entire poem Hiawatha while hopping. c. hoarded pencils. d. had a favorite element, tungsten.

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IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT

April 22, 2015
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HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

April 21, 2015

long in the fellow short in the tooth henry wadsworth yea forsooth

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