WORDS OF WISDOM
June 30, 2010
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A TALE OF THE OLD WEST
June 29, 2010
In the Old West, where men were men and so were the women, Clarence Forbes shot a house. Spooked by a varmint, Clarence launched himself momentarily skyward, and when he returned to rest on solid ground, he unholstered his pistol and shot a house. While his intent was to send to eternal rest the varmint […]
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10 DAYS IN JUNE
June 28, 2010
June 17 – The advance scouting party of wild yellow finds a good site. June 27 – The wild yellow community takes formal possession.
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IRIS EYES
June 27, 2010
When iris eyes are shining Sure it’s like a Cornish hen In the guilt of iris laughter You can hear a bloke named Ben When iris hearts are cabbage All the world seems filled with hay And when iris eyes are smiling Sure they usher your wallet away
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A SENTENCE BY NANCY MITFORD
June 26, 2010
My Uncle Matthew had four magnificent bloodhounds, with which he used to hunt his children. In The Pursuit of Love, the character of Uncle Matthew stands in for Mitford’s own father, Lord Redesdale, a loon of the highest order, who did indeed conduct horse and hounds fox hunts, his children taking on the role of […]
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CARTOON FRIDAY 56
June 25, 2010
“Nah, we didn’t get picked either. The crummy mutt recited from ‘Hamlet’ when he was supposed to yodel, and he yodeled when he was supposed to recite from ‘Hamlet’.”
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DOSH
June 24, 2010
This is Dosh, a Cloverian hutkeeper. The mystery of O’Tan’s Gate begins on the high cobbled road before the bound timber gate of Blossom Castle where she is found delirious, her clothes tattered,one antenna broken, and with a blissful smile on her lips as she mumbles, “Random rain riddles … random rain riddles.” Brought to […]
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MORE LOON WISDOM
June 23, 2010
FAIRY TALE KWIZ
June 22, 2010
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your: a. teammates. b. hair. c. teammates’ hair. d. raven. e. all of the above except a, b, c, and d. f. howitzer.
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CHARLES
June 21, 2010
Charles rarely emerges from the lower pantry, and on those occasions when he does, the staff bolts pell mell in every possible direction. Charles has that sort of an effect on sentient creatures of any stripe. Stone cold fact. Last Tuesday, so I’m told, Charles emerged, and the staff bolted, all save Buddy, the footman’s […]
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