Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Steve Shilstone

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Dream Headline 11/4/20 #POTUS45 SEWAGE FLUSHED FROM WHITE HOUSE

10:32 pm · July 15, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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@biscuitkitten Oh, it would have been slam dunk awesome if racism could have somehow stepped aside and he had played the role Ricardo Montalban got in '50s flick Sayonara

10:23 pm · July 15, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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4 of 5 stars to The Red House Mystery by A.A. Milne goodreads.com/review/show/28…

1:34 pm · July 15, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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Americans on parade pic.twitter.com/LufYbDy8DP

11:44 am · July 15, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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TOSSING AND TURNING IN A '30S DIALOGUE DREAM #dada Say … Listen, pal … Sure … I’m runnin’ this show, see? … What’s eatin’ him? … Cheer up, kid … Okay, baby … Gee, that’s swell … Say, I’m no chump … We got no chance, I tell you … Oh yeah?

11:59 am · July 14, 2019

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These Kids, Our Kids pernillesripp.com/2019/07/13/… via @pernilleripp

10:51 pm · July 13, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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3 of 5 stars to The Castle in the Forest by Norman Mailer goodreads.com/review/show/28…

7:17 pm · July 13, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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DAME NOIR #dada She was a dame who: 1. could make a speedboat look like a startled flamingo. 2. you’d hock your snowshoes for. 3. could make a guy want to write limericks about the justice system. 4. could make a walrus forget the alphabet.

11:58 am · July 13, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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the universe. And certain professional football teams wept for joy.

11:44 am · July 12, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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lifted a bowl of liver and placed it atop the refrigerator. His pet badger, a known mage, emerged from a cupboard to dine. Taken in sum, in effect, overall, these three incidents combined to raise the sea level a fraction of an inch on Tim, the happiest planet in

11:44 am · July 12, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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slipped on an oil slick in her garage. Falling heavily, she shattered her right wrist and her vow nevermore to use foul language. Gaining her feet, she became an umpire and found herself vigorously indicating ‘safe’. At the same time, Harold Plank of Sandusky, Ohio

11:44 am · July 12, 2019

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HOW THE UNIVERSE WORKS - PART ONE #dada #nonsense Damian ‘Breaded’ Hunsacker tossed the car keys into the candy dish, distorting the adjacent dimension and disturbing the m&ms. His pocket handkerchief turned into a frog. Meanwhile, somewhere far across the galaxy, Alma Lafferty

11:44 am · July 12, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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WHAT THE SUN DID WITH THE SPANGLES #Ulysses #jamesjoyce On his wise shoulders through the checkerwork of leaves the sun flung spangles, dancing coins.

11:55 am · July 11, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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@MoviesSilently As an 'advanced' teen reader, I read 'hors d' ouerves' as 'whores duh overs'.

11:57 am · July 10, 2019

Steve Shilstone

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THE BIG CUP #dada #poetry the big cup fill it up but certainly not with the arms of Krupp rather instead before you’re dead fill it with a loaf of bread pic.twitter.com/PNJsHNLRte

11:47 am · July 10, 2019