May 31, 2018
Frank is wondering: a. if the dame is buying the load of hooey he just delivered. b. if Peter Lorre is sincere in offering him a million bucks, no strings attached. c. why that guy has four arms. d. if good old Harv put something in his coffee.
May 30, 2018
tomato soup saltines strike spare
May 25, 2018
This particular photo shoot did indeed turn out to be the most humiliating moment in both of their lives.
May 24, 2018
Jim and Lew are both thinking: a. I have never been more humiliated in my life than I am at this moment. b. I will skate over the publicist’s throat. c. Put the cash in my hand RIGHT NOW. d. My legs are skinnier than his.
May 23, 2018
“I’m bored,” said Millie. “Why don’t you take the elephant for a walk, or feed the cobras, or practice your potions, or cast spells? You like to cast spells. Go into the garden and cast spells,” suggested Millie’s mother, Brunna, hunched over the cauldron, busily stirring. “What garden? We don’t even have a garden,” said […]