SUN WORSHIP

April 20, 2019
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THE OUZEL KWIZ ANSWER

April 19, 2019

The ouzel was not pleased with the tone of the interview and stomped off in a rage.

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THE OUZEL KWIZ

April 18, 2019

This ouzel: a. had nothing to do with the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. b. planned the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. c. is marching to Georgia. d. is not pleased.

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CHARLES OF THE PANTRY

April 17, 2019

Charles rarely emerges from the lower pantry, and on those occasions when he does, the staff bolts pell mell in every possible direction. Charles has that sort of an effect on sentient creatures of any stripe. Stone cold fact. Last Tuesday, so I’m told, Charles emerged, and the staff bolted, all save Buddy, the footman’s […]

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WHEN FLOWERS BECOME BUTTERFLIES

April 16, 2019
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when flowers become butterflies and butterflies become flowers we will walk in dreams of enchanted bowers

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FRAME

April 15, 2019
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INCIDENT IN THE OLD WEST

April 14, 2019

In the Old West, where men were men and so were the women, Clarence Forbes shot a house. Spooked by a varmint, Clarence launched himself momentarily skyward, and when he returned to rest on solid ground, he unburdened his holster of pistol and shot a house. While his intent was to send to eternal rest […]

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THE MARGARITA CANSINO KWIZ ANSWER

April 13, 2019

The mirror regarded its contract with the evil queen to be legally binding and, in addition, feared her possible response if it broke the contract.

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THE MARGARITA CANSINO KWIZ

April 12, 2019

In answer to Margarita’s question about the fairest of them all, the mirror says: a. ‘You will be.’ b. ‘You’re good to go now, but wait ’til later.’ c. ‘Solomon’s got the rep, but there’s this really fair guy in Billings, Montana. So it’s a tossup.’ d. ‘I’m under contractual obligation to hype the evil […]

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NONSENSICAL NONSENSE

April 11, 2019

The Lizard of Gauze Once upon a time a cruel carpenter and his savage beast set out to find and subsequently steal the Cube of Flavors from the Tree of Pensive Contemplation, which, according to legendary lore, grew somewhere east of the Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Unfortunately for the evil pair, they fell into […]

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