THE WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON KWIZ
William invented: a. the buffalo. b. the hot dog. c. flypaper d. a new way to fold handkerchiefs.
William invented: a. the buffalo. b. the hot dog. c. flypaper d. a new way to fold handkerchiefs.
When she was this young, Fay: a. designed, built, and fired a torpedo. b. never ever screamed, not even once. c. sold buckets of beach sand to gullible tourists. d. scaled the Matterhorn dressed as an owl.
The King of the flat land west of the hills was small and weak. He spoke so softly that the royal lip reader was more important than the prime minister or the Queen. Owing to the facts that neither the prime minister nor the Queen possessed patience enough to learn lip reading and they both […]
Loon: We have a treat in store for us today on the 3 Question Interview. The lords of the 4th dimension have brought someone they call a sidekick, Andy Devine, as today’s ghost guest. Mr. Devine, as a sidekick, do you kick people in the side or do you yourself get kicked in the side? […]
Loon: In a presidential mood, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent the spirit of someone they reassure me was, at some undetermined time, the president of the United States. First things first, I’m a little confused. Sir, is your name Chester Arthur or Arthur Chester? Arthur’s ghost: I forget. It doesn’t matter when […]
Ozzie, Harriet, Dave and Rick: a. were aliens from a galaxy far, far away. b. often played miniature golf on their yacht in the heart of Soviet Russia. c. spent most of their down time in a cave. d. each possessed a mansion the others weren’t allowed to visit.
Dwight is: a. asking the waitress what time she gets off work. b. strangling himself to amuse his grandmother over there. c. acknowledging the standing ovation he is receiving after reciting Poe’s ‘The Raven’. d. pleased to be accepted into medical school.
The blue petal of flame shuddered when he drew forward and softly chugged the cigar to life. ‘Thanks, doll,’ he said. ‘My pleasure,’ she replied, snapping the lighter shut, snuffing the blue petal of flame. They eyed each other warily. Outside, blue petals of flame descended in vengeful billions from the night sky.
You have lost your library card. Don’t go into the bedroom again. You have already searched it thoroughly. Try the kitchen. You know the card can’t possibly be there, but nevertheless, take a look. It isn’t, of course, not even in the high cupboard which has never to your knowledge been opened until this minute […]
War And Peace And A Lazy Summer Afternoon The Sound And The Fury And A Nice Cup Of Tea The Naked And The Dead And A Loaf Of Bread Gone With The Wind, Returned With The Rain From Here To Eternity And Back Again