THE KULL GABBOON

March 31, 2015
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Douse all the candles and come close to the fire, my sweets. I feel a story building inside me. Are you ready? Comfortable? Now I’ll tell you all about the monster, the dreadful Kull Gabboon. Oh, the Kull Gabboon, it’s terrible. Great eyes the size of dinner plates. Teeth a curved forest of knives dripping […]

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AGAIN, NOT MR. LEAR’S BIRTHDAY

March 30, 2015
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A parrot flew out of my nose And perched on a pile of old clothes. It said, ‘Give me a cracker, or else I will smack yer.’ I’m ashamed that we then exchanged blows.

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STILL NOT EDWARD LEAR’S BIRTHDAY

March 29, 2015
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There was an Old man with a wig Who danced a jiggetty jig He danced with such passion his face grew quite ashen And he fell on a great spotted pig

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A SENTENCE BY FLANN O’BRIEN

March 28, 2015

The Pooka MacPhellimey, a member of the devil class, sat in his hut in the middle of a firwood meditating on the nature of the numerals and segregating in his mind the odd ones from the even. Sure, ’tis just a taste of the prose poetry in At Swim-Two-Birds

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THE JEAN HERSHOLT KWIZ ANSWER

March 27, 2015

All of the answers are correct. Yes, he was that nice.

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THE JEAN HERSHOLT KWIZ

March 26, 2015

Jean Hersholt, pictured above playing a silent movie sadistic thug villain by the name of Ben Letts, is wondering: a. when he will get a few days off so he can go to town and buy expensive gifts for the entire crew. b. if Mary Pickford will like the sandwiches and little cakes he made […]

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BLOSSOMS CAPER

March 25, 2015

comes the dawn, blossoms caper while i read the morning paper

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BOOK REVIEW EXCERPT SAMPLES

March 24, 2015
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This work is what I would call ‘a good book’, not the Bible per se, but a book that never in fact arms itself and robs a convenience store. This book is exactly like a braided lamp sputtering an effusion of liquid sparkles which make an ordinary parlor seem like a dentist’s nightmare. This book […]

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THE LUNATIC SAGE ADVISES

March 23, 2015

Don’t despair, for in time the tune will be on the other foot and sung differently.

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THE HAT LIMERICK NOT ABOUT HATS

March 22, 2015
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A strident reptilian fellow Kept all kinds of stuff in his pillow He lost lots of sleep which caused him to weep Much more than the oft cited willow

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