PLAY BALL

March 31, 2011

May the ghosts of Eppa Rixey and Leon Cadore bring assistance on this day of opening to the efforts of Edwin Volquez and Jered Weaver.

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THE TICKET LINE

March 30, 2011

Here is a view of the line formed to buy tickets to ‘The Flower Drum Song’.

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WHAT IS THIS?

March 29, 2011

A corner of Socrates’ garden? A Pompeii courtyard the day before the you know what? A cropped close-up of the winning entry in a cake decorating contest? A ghostly image of deadly robot hands? An attractive and innocent looking strangle vine near a pillar? Hint: The loon ran in terror, shrieking, “No, robot! Nooooo!”

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WALKING STICK

March 28, 2011

and vicious dog deflector

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WHY SPACE MATTERS

March 27, 2011

positive – a trophy negative – atrophy

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A SENTENCE BY ROBERT GRAVES

March 26, 2011

Here the mountain, which was shaggy with wild olive and esculent oak, sloped sharply down to the sea, five hundred feet below at that time dappled with small banks of mist, like sheep grazing, as far as the horizon line. I’ve always preferred my oaks to be esculent, haven’t you? I mean, of course, with […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 95

March 25, 2011
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CHICKEN/EGG KWIZ ANSWER

March 24, 2011

I don’t know about you, but whenever I come across sentient washcloths unanimously expressing a single opinion concerning the question at hand, I quickly and thoroughly back their belief. I forget what it was, though.

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CHICKEN/EGG KWIZ

March 23, 2011

The whole chicken/egg froofraw can best be solved by: a. revisiting Stalin’s boyhood. b. a blunderbuss c. sentient washcloths d. hammers at one pace e. skiing

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ALIEN LIFE FORM

March 22, 2011

The alien life form suppressed for the moment its desire to bring the death ray into play. Yes, the lady in front of it had 17 items in her cart and this was supposedly the ‘express lane 15 items or fewer’. But no, to sabotage the entire mission over two little items would be beyond […]

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