THE WOOD WHERE THE WITCHES WAIT

October 16, 2018
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the wood where the witches wait waits for wandering fools to stumble into the grasping reach of witches, demons, and ghouls

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HALLOWEEN INCIDENT

October 31, 2017

A lone hill, a substantial bump on the otherwise flat prairie, overlooked the town. A barrier fence of barbed wire circled the hill. It was hardly needed, for no resident of the town ever dared to consider for a moment setting so much as a boot toe on the hill’s flank. Terror of the hill […]

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THE HALLOWEEN OWL MAN KWIZ

October 30, 2014
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The Halloween owl man is famous primarily for: a. creating the flakiest pie crusts in all of Zombieland. b. slashing things to ribbons. c. consuming 18 cows at one sitting. d. hypnotizing Godzilla.

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THE HAUNTED PUMPKIN PATCH

October 28, 2014

The owner of the pumpkin patch concludes his haunting spiel with an offer of $10,000 dollars to anyone brave enough to spend Halloween night manacled to the skeleton scarecrow in the middle of the pumpkin patch. His harrowing tale of past Halloweens here has blanketed the few gathered with terrified silence. You, however, are made […]

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THE VERONICA LAKE HALLOWEEN KWIZ

October 31, 2013

While making the movie I Married a Witch, Veronica and co-star Fredric March would often: a. fly tandem out to Santa Monica on Veronica’s broom. b. pass the time playing shuffleboard with John Proctor’s ghost. c. demonstrate cauldron cooking for the crew. d. playfully stab each other with poisoned darts.

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HALLOWEEN GHOST STORY

October 7, 2013

Twig Hand He staggered into the fog. Pale lights loomed ahead, were swallowed behind. He veered into the tangled undergrowth by the path. Red leaves in bunches slapped at his face. His eyes swam in and out of focus where the mist thinned and thickened in pulses. He came to a standstill, breathing heavily. A […]

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HALLOWEEN DINOSAUR COSTUME

October 31, 2012

The neighborhood dinosaur has opted for the Elvis look this year.

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LOCAL SPIDER PREPARES FOR HALLOWEEN

October 29, 2012
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LOCAL SPIDER PREPARES FOR HALLOWEEN Hopes to Frighten Children, Capture Flies Neighbors Cautious in Response Derelict Blames Government

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HALLOWEEN SKELETON

October 22, 2012

She’s waiting for Halloween to demonstrate her power. How do I know she’s a she? She’s wearing that nice purple flower.

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ENTER HALLOWEEN

October 16, 2012
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Here’s the shy pumpkin cheerleader hiding behind her pompons.

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