THE ISLAND

June 30, 2015

You dig your paddle deep, breaking the glossy surface of the lake. Your canoe skims along, cutting a crisp seam in the water. Dig again, twist change, again and again and again. The island seems to grow. It almost leaps forward to meet you. And now, caution abandoned, you ram the shore and leap without […]

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SILENT SHRIEK

June 29, 2015
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CALL IN THE STAFF

June 28, 2015

he called in the staff and showed them the graph efficiency factors had fallen by half he began to laugh said, ‘pardon my giraffe’ and danced on his toes and shouted out ‘Faff!’

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GULT

June 27, 2015

Gult darted glances right and left, then slipped unobserved into the hedge. He dug a hole and settled into it. They’ll never find me here, he thought. And they never did.

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THE ZASU PITTS KWIZ ANSWER

June 26, 2015

Zasu was merely braiding her hair and pondering oblivion.

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THE ZASU PITTS KWIZ

June 25, 2015

In this scene, Zasu Pitts is using her amazing wandering hands to: a. conjure up some Hell spawn. b. communicate with the spirit of Davy Crockett. c. finish braiding her hair while she ponders oblivion. d. emphasize her reluctance to climb into the buggy with the grinning stranger.

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A SENTENCE BY LEO TOLSTOY

June 24, 2015

Ka’pli ka’pali. Drops dripped. – War and Peace

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NOT THE SAME

June 23, 2015

Bearing shields is not the same as shielding bears.

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LULLABY HUES

June 22, 2015
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FATHERLY WORDS OF WISDOM

June 21, 2015

Never stack all your horses on one barrel. Never include the words ‘spaniel’ and ‘marmot’ in the same sentence. Never spell the word ‘lobster’ unless standing on one leg.

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