February, 2018 | Anvil in a Lace Bootie

EXTREME JELLY BIRD

February 28, 2018

EXTREME JELLY! ‘TRY IT TODAY IF YOU DARE,’ says Hyacinth, EXTREME JELLY spokesbird.

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TRIFFID ATTACK

February 27, 2018

The moment an enraged triffid leaped at an ethnologist captured on film. The ethnologist was devoured.

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THE VERY STRANGE THING

February 26, 2018

The experiment went terribly wrong, and the professor quickly left on a journey to Tibet, after ordering his housekeeper, Mrs. Goody, to undertake the care of the thing. She did so reluctantly, but at her age finding another position would prove difficult. A comfortable routine developed in time. Mrs. Goody kept the bathtub filled and […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THEODORE GEISEL

February 25, 2018

Loon: A person I have never heard of is our celebrity ghost today for the 3 Question Interview. He is a man with the severely odd name of Theodore Geisel. Mr. Geisel, why have I never heard of you? Ghost of Geisel: You might know me by my pen name, Dr. Seuss. Loon: Oh, a […]

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NOT SHRINKING VIOLETS

February 24, 2018

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THE MARLENE DIETRICH KWIZ ANSWER

February 23, 2018

D and C are acceptable because technically it is hard to call it breakfast when it is 2 o’clock in the afternoon.

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THE MARLENE DIETRICH KWIZ

February 22, 2018

Marlene is: a. preparing to attack breakfast. b. on the verge of collapse. c. calculating the odds of successfully crossing the room in her current mental state. d. all of the above.

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EXPLOSION IN THE GREENHOUSE

February 21, 2018

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PORCUPINES

February 20, 2018

Having no tarps to mend, four tarpmenders sat around a table playing cards. The door flashed open. Little Alice stuck her head inside and said, “The porcupines are wearing pants. They invited me to join their dance.” She pulled her head back and slammed the door. The tarpmenders looked at one another, shrugged, and returned […]

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THE BASIC DIFFERENCE

February 19, 2018

President #44 = a decent human being President #45 = a monster

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MYSTERY TITLES #dada The Lampshade Murders The Case of the Missing Elk The Sign of Four Minus Three The Handyman, Fiend of Sacramento

11:46 am · August 4, 2020

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A triffid peeks from behind lime-hued leaves. #scifi pic.twitter.com/uTY0oDUTZv

11:42 am · August 4, 2020

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A POEM #dada this is a poem not about owls it’s also not about goats it’s mostly about the way cheese is made with a small offhand mention of boats oh milk oh rennin (boat)

11:47 am · August 3, 2020

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3 of 5 stars to Ahab's Return by Jeffrey Ford goodreads.com/review/show/34…

5:39 pm · August 2, 2020

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@MoviesSilently Mine is Jessie Ralph as Ma Burley in San Francisco. She only had 2 scenes, but boy, did she nail them.

12:17 pm · August 2, 2020

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DUEL #poetry trembling joe was a formidable foe he wiggled when i wagged i feinted here he feinted there my spirit sadly sagged in a final thrust i placed my all he danced aside adroitly i fell undone he pulled a gun and winged me by the oak tree

12:01 pm · August 2, 2020

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SALE #dada HURRY! FINAL FEW DAYS! OUR 20TH SEMI-ANNUAL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! PRICES SLASHED, NAY, DISEMBOWELED! (not valid where the wild fern grows)

11:55 am · August 1, 2020

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YELLOW BIKE! #dada #poetry cruel yellow bike! yellow bike! dawn yellow bike! yellow bike! snow yellow bike! yellow bike! pic.twitter.com/AL4KqjIUxp

11:44 am · July 31, 2020

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mumbled Edgar. A constable familiar with Edgar appeared on the scene. ‘Edgar, what are you doing? Your giraffe was pardoned long ago,’ said the constable. ‘Was she?’ said Edgar, a smile further damaging his ruined face. The constable, taking offense, clubbed Edgar senseless.

11:59 am · July 30, 2020

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‘Say, pal, watch where you’re going,’ said a night watchman narrowly avoiding a collision with Edgar. ‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar, and he staggered on. Eight weeks passed. A man stepped over Edgar’s legs, extended as they were out onto the sidewalk. ‘Pardon my giraffe,’

11:59 am · July 30, 2020

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2020 #flashfiction ‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar. ‘Why did that funny man say “Pardon my giraffe?” said Alice. ‘Never mind, darling. Hurry along now,’ said Alice’s mother. Edgar continued wandering the street, bumping into walls, windows, and the occasional parking meter.

11:59 am · July 30, 2020

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5 of 5 stars to Killing Floor by Lee Child goodreads.com/review/show/34…

8:57 pm · July 29, 2020

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prunes. Subsequent to this, open the screen door and release the salamanders into the wild. Return to your work area and forcefully press the halves of the croissant together. Serve with tap water, a paperback novel, and a stern warning.

11:47 am · July 29, 2020

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worried into a small pile, then forgotten. Retrieve the bottom half of the croissant and bring it into the field of play. Pat prunes into place, making a row of them along the croissant. Pay attention to the salamanders now. Take them in hand and pass them lightly over the

11:47 am · July 29, 2020

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SANDWICH RECIPE #dada You will need: 4 prunes 2 whole salamanders pinch of salt croissant Halve the croissant lengthwise and set aside. Arrange the prunes to your satisfaction on any flat surface. Ignore the salamanders until further notice. The pinch of salt should be

11:47 am · July 29, 2020

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BEATRIX, THE BIRTHDAY GIRL #BeatrixPotter pic.twitter.com/M3r9YZN0NL

11:53 am · July 28, 2020

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WAITING FOR NOVEMBER THIRD #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/KXLs7Dncgp

11:50 am · July 28, 2020

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NAME CHANGE #dada When Mooncladdle Smith had finally had it up to here with his name, he legally changed it to Mooncladdle Popcornhead.

11:44 am · July 27, 2020

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