GOVERNMENTAL QUERY
June 30, 2009
“WHY ARE THERE NO WOLFMEN IN THE SENATE?” ASKED THE TROUBLED YOUTH BEFORE HE WAS LED AWAY.
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SIT COM LAUGH TRACK SCENE -1962
June 29, 2009
The Laugh Track Guy Dictates to His Underling “Skip enters, says ‘Hi.’ Put a (chuckle) there. Ellen responds with a surprised ‘Hi.’ Put a chuckle there, slightly amplified and drawn out. Skip says ‘Did you get the homework?’ Modest (chuckle) there. Ellen in disbelief ‘We had homework?’ (roar of laughter) Skip rolls his eyes. (laughter) […]
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SAM’S EARLY DRAFT
June 28, 2009
THE STORY OF A STORY
June 27, 2009
A story lay prone on the couch. A damp cloth was draped across its forehead. Sitting in a nearby chair was the story’s psychiatrist, notebook open and pen poised. The psychiatrist, by the way, was a box of rolled oats. “What would you like to work on today?” “Oh, I don’t know. I don’t care. […]
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CARTOON FRIDAY 4
June 26, 2009
OZ THOUGHT
June 24, 2009
SURPRISE SALAD
June 23, 2009
NOSFERATU’S HAMSTER
June 22, 2009
It had the shakes. Its skin was blotchy and scabbed where the hair had been torn out in clumps. The hair itself was thin, dull, the color of weak tea, in a word, lifeless. The hamster jumped or spun insanely in circles at the slightest sound, say a leaf blowing against the window pane or […]
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THE BREAKS
June 21, 2009
THEATRICAL OFFERING
June 20, 2009
The Rodeo Clown and the Sausage Maker: A Play in 3 Acts and 2 Intermissions In Act 1, after the curtain rises, the rodeo clown enters stage left and crawls into the barrel situated center stage. Otherwise, the stage is empty. Flute music of the haunting Celtic variety begins to play. A trained bull is […]
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