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“WHY ARE THERE NO WOLFMEN IN THE SENATE?” ASKED THE TROUBLED YOUTH BEFORE HE WAS LED AWAY.
“WHY ARE THERE NO WOLFMEN IN THE SENATE?” ASKED THE TROUBLED YOUTH BEFORE HE WAS LED AWAY.
The Laugh Track Guy Dictates to His Underling “Skip enters, says ‘Hi.’ Put a (chuckle) there. Ellen responds with a surprised ‘Hi.’ Put a chuckle there, slightly amplified and drawn out. Skip says ‘Did you get the homework?’ Modest (chuckle) there. Ellen in disbelief ‘We had homework?’ (roar of laughter) Skip rolls his eyes. (laughter) […]
A Coleridge Misfire Before the Opium Dream In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a really nice palace build
A story lay prone on the couch. A damp cloth was draped across its forehead. Sitting in a nearby chair was the story’s psychiatrist, notebook open and pen poised. The psychiatrist, by the way, was a box of rolled oats. “What would you like to work on today?” “Oh, I don’t know. I don’t care. […]
You can’t fool me, Hon. You’re in one of your little moods again, aren’t you?
WHAT DOROTHY MIGHT SAY WERE SHE TO FIND HERSELF WANDERING LOST IN A THEORETICAL FIELD OF PARTICLES “Muons and gluons and quarks, oh my!”
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It had the shakes. Its skin was blotchy and scabbed where the hair had been torn out in clumps. The hair itself was thin, dull, the color of weak tea, in a word, lifeless. The hamster jumped or spun insanely in circles at the slightest sound, say a leaf blowing against the window pane or […]
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The Rodeo Clown and the Sausage Maker: A Play in 3 Acts and 2 Intermissions In Act 1, after the curtain rises, the rodeo clown enters stage left and crawls into the barrel situated center stage. Otherwise, the stage is empty. Flute music of the haunting Celtic variety begins to play. A trained bull is […]