December 31, 2016
You have lost your library card. Don’t go into the bedroom again. You have already searched it thoroughly. Try the kitchen. You know the card can’t possibly be there, but nevertheless, take a look. It isn’t, of course, not even in the high cupboard which has never to your knowledge been opened until this minute […]
December 30, 2016
Irene’s secret of being an alien from the planet Goph in the 8th dimension was faithfully kept by Myrna, herself an alien from the 6th dimension planet Ortolus.
December 29, 2016
In this photo Myrna and Irene are: a. discussing fruitcake recipes. b. deciding which of them will hide the flea circus in Eddie Cantor’s shoes. c. considering possible consequences in carrying out the darker aspects of their plans for world domination. d. revealing that Irene has no pulse and is, in fact, an alien from […]
December 28, 2016
Prindelilah Hastings never was in sight. She hid all day under hay and crept out in the night. She always carried a jar of tar and a stick with which to write, ‘Prindelilah Hastings was here! Oh yes! That’s right!’
December 27, 2016
A 4 minute walk from here will get me to the lake. For a swim? No.
December 26, 2016
A view of the lake from inside the cabinet of Dr. Caligari
December 25, 2016
Loon: I’m super excited to welcome for the 3 Question Interview on this Christmas morning none other than The Ghost of Christmas Future. Tell me, GCF, if I may be so bold, what will Christmas be like in the future? Ghost (standing motionless): …….. Loon: I take that as a no comment. I understand. Secrets […]
December 24, 2016
“I’ll sue, I will!” cried Letty, the litigious chambermaid in response to the severe dressing down she had recently received from Mrs. Grane, the housekeeper. “Nah, yer won’t. Yer always says it, but yer never does it, do yer?” mocked Bert, the footman. “This time’s different. I will! I will!” stated Letty with passion, and […]
December 23, 2016
It was no picnic hanging on to that lightning rod during an electrical storm, let me tell you.
December 22, 2016
Henrik Ibsen achieved his exploding hair effect by: a. snorting nitroglycerine. b. grasping a lightning rod during an electrical storm. c. defying fiends from Hell in his cellar. d. standing in front of a target while a drunken sailor threw swords at him.