You have lost your library card. Don’t go into the bedroom again. You have already searched it thoroughly. Try the kitchen. You know the card can’t possibly be there, but nevertheless, take a look. It isn’t, of course, not even in the high cupboard which has never to your knowledge been opened until this minute […]
Irene’s secret of being an alien from the planet Goph in the 8th dimension was faithfully kept by Myrna, herself an alien from the 6th dimension planet Ortolus.
In this photo Myrna and Irene are: a. discussing fruitcake recipes. b. deciding which of them will hide the flea circus in Eddie Cantor’s shoes. c. considering possible consequences in carrying out the darker aspects of their plans for world domination. d. revealing that Irene has no pulse and is, in fact, an alien from […]
Prindelilah Hastings never was in sight. She hid all day under hay and crept out in the night. She always carried a jar of tar and a stick with which to write, ‘Prindelilah Hastings was here! Oh yes! That’s right!’
A 4 minute walk from here will get me to the lake. For a swim? No.
Loon: I’m super excited to welcome for the 3 Question Interview on this Christmas morning none other than The Ghost of Christmas Future. Tell me, GCF, if I may be so bold, what will Christmas be like in the future? Ghost (standing motionless): …….. Loon: I take that as a no comment. I understand. Secrets […]
“I’ll sue, I will!” cried Letty, the litigious chambermaid in response to the severe dressing down she had recently received from Mrs. Grane, the housekeeper. “Nah, yer won’t. Yer always says it, but yer never does it, do yer?” mocked Bert, the footman. “This time’s different. I will! I will!” stated Letty with passion, and […]
It was no picnic hanging on to that lightning rod during an electrical storm, let me tell you.
Henrik Ibsen achieved his exploding hair effect by: a. snorting nitroglycerine. b. grasping a lightning rod during an electrical storm. c. defying fiends from Hell in his cellar. d. standing in front of a target while a drunken sailor threw swords at him.
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