While making the movie I Married a Witch, Veronica and co-star Fredric March would often: a. fly tandem out to Santa Monica on Veronica’s broom. b. pass the time playing shuffleboard with John Proctor’s ghost. c. demonstrate cauldron cooking for the crew. d. playfully stab each other with poisoned darts.
Loon: I am especially pleased to welcome the ghost of The Great Pumpkin to the 3 question interview. Pumpkin, no, Pump, may I call you Pump? Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Suit yourself, daddy-o. Loon: So, Pump, why, for instance, do you always disappoint Linus when he waits for you in the patch? Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Hey, […]
When told he looked an awful lot like Roy Rogers, Leonard said: a. ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’ b. ‘My horse, Pansy, looks a lot like Trigger, too, don’t you think?’ c. ‘Go ahead and ask my Dale Evans look-alike wife, Hortense Blugg, what she thinks.’ d. ‘That may be, but look at […]
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(Patient rises, reluctantly approaches the bull’s-eye door, gathers courage, rips it open and plunges through. The roar of the lion drowns his shriek. Therapist, chuckling, walks over and closes the bull’s-eye door.)
