IN A TRIFFID NURSERY
trifffid spawn and their attendant succulent nurses
When Henderson emerged exhausted after hiking off trail through this six mile wide thicket of growth, he discovered five things. One, he had a hole in his pocket. Two, his keys were missing. Three, a side seam of his backpack was split wide open. Four, his wallet and food were missing. Five, he was lost. […]
Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview we welcome from the great unknown one Deborah Kerr, who I am informed was a motion picture celebrity of some note. First, welcome and may I call you Deb? Deborah Kerr’s ghost: I prefer Debo, Red, Ginger, or Sam. Loon: Ginger because of your coloring or because of […]
Dodgson and Mozart met on a cloud. Dodgson sang softly. Mozart sang loud. When they were done, both had had fun. ‘Best birthday wishes to you,’ roared the crowd.
Approaching within a ten foot radius of Nefertiti was not advised.
These maidens are spelling out in living hieroglyphics: a. Nefertiti’s breath can melt a pyramid. b. King Tut marched across the bridge and fell down. c. Having fun. Wish you were here. d. We refuse to eat the eel sandwiches.
The bold clam, ignoring threats of bi-valve harm, pushed past the guards into the squadron leader’s office. Not about to take no for an answer, it hurled itself at the squadron leader’s neck, causing the surprised officer to swallow his gum. Taking charge, the bold clam ordered the gagging squadron leader to leave the office […]
NOW APPEARING FOR ONE WEEK ONLY THE PINK ROSE SISTERS! Daisy and Tulip sing! They dance! They keep you laughing with SNAPPY PATTER! “The Pink Rose Sisters are amazing!” – Teddy Roosevelt “The Pink Roses are magic!” – Harry Houdini