Anvil in a Lace Bootie

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On my stroll yesterday Mama Gaia stopped me in my tracks with this.

Handing Mavis a 16 pound shot, the cruel tyrant stated, ‘If you can put this shot 40 feet, I’ll allow you to live.’ Although Mavis knew she was physically unable to launch the shot a distance anywhere near 40 feet, she was able to crush the adjacent tyrant’s cranium with a toss of merely 3 […]

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft? Franklin’s ghost: You may. Loon: Did you ever build a raft? Franklin’s ghost: A penny […]

triangles, i tell you! framed rectangular in white blue stripes curved here green stripes rigid there gold grey red the evil eyes peer! cruel laughter i fall back insensate the night trembles on

George was the undisputed world champion ‘pixies and leprechauns’ player. He often said he owed it all to his hut.

George Bernard Shaw used his magic hut to: a. fly about the countryside. b. travel through time. c. hide from cows. d. play at ‘pixies and leprechauns’ for hours on end.

today is august 24th i’m celebrating in the north there’s not an awful lot to do after painting turkeys blue, winnowing the various grains, unloading a hundred choochoo trains, sorting through the greeting cards, and bribing the praetorian guards i might take time to just relax and strew the ground with carpet tacks

Betemus Quop gazed into the eyes of doom and took one involuntary step backwards and one voluntary step backward. Then both of his legs volunteered to flee with as much haste as Betemus could summon. He sped in a kind of whirling frenzy all the way to the mouth of the cave and shot out […]