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Handing Mavis a 16 pound shot, the cruel tyrant stated, ‘If you can put this shot 40 feet, I’ll allow you to live.’ Although Mavis knew she was physically unable to launch the shot a distance anywhere near 40 feet, she was able to crush the adjacent tyrant’s cranium with a toss of merely 3 […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft? Franklin’s ghost: You may. Loon: Did you ever build a raft? Franklin’s ghost: A penny […]
today is august 24th i’m celebrating in the north there’s not an awful lot to do after painting turkeys blue, winnowing the various grains, unloading a hundred choochoo trains, sorting through the greeting cards, and bribing the praetorian guards i might take time to just relax and strew the ground with carpet tacks
Betemus Quop gazed into the eyes of doom and took one involuntary step backwards and one voluntary step backward. Then both of his legs volunteered to flee with as much haste as Betemus could summon. He sped in a kind of whirling frenzy all the way to the mouth of the cave and shot out […]
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TOASTS #dada May you never be bitten by a rabid librarian May you never have to rely on a cobra for moral support May you never sign be forced to invent something in Antarctica May you never be required to send get well cookies to a bison May you always have enough harps
