WHEN FLOWERS BECOME BUTTERFLIES

April 16, 2019
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when flowers become butterflies and butterflies become flowers we will walk in dreams of enchanted bowers

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2 POEMS

March 17, 2019

1 A book of curses underneath the cow A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou Beside me ranting in a state of bliss 2 twinkle, twinkle, great horned owl can you tell me, learned fowl if my hair is neatly combed or nested like a wild sea foamed

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ROADS TO CRIME

March 11, 2019
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Phil, Phil, dumb as a pill tried to climb a mudslick hill When he slipped for the umpteenth time he resigned himself to a life of crime Ray, Ray, dumb as a tray tried to swim in a vat of clay Stuck stock fast for the longest time he resigned himself to a life of […]

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THE COW POEM

February 25, 2019

consider the cow bovine lady ranch roaming dairy queen consider the cow pre-pasteurized cream creator hooved hamburger consider the cow for elected office raise the IQ of a lawmaking body

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BAWDY YET DAINTY LIMERICKS

February 20, 2019

There once was a crofter named Jones Who was constantly badgered by crones One day he asked why And was told, “My oh my, Be grateful we don’t grind your bones.” There once was a surly young peasant Whose life was quite frankly unpleasant Until he met up With the Duchess of Tup Who gave […]

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THE BIRTHDAY OF CHARLES DARWIN

February 12, 2019

the birthday of charles darwin is a many splendored thing like rattlesnakes and barkeeps and a random drunken king the birthday of charles darwin is a time to sit and muse on the prospect of going shopping for a brand new pair of shoes happy birthday, charles

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SILVERTIPPED WITH GRUEL

January 26, 2019

silvertipped with gruel she emerges from the corn knuckled cornucopia, sparklestars forlorn she whinges, thumbs atremble, dustcoat ever worn woe

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FIRST DRAFT

January 20, 2019

A Coleridge Misfire Before the Opium Dream In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a really nice palace build

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HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY, EDWARD LEAR

January 15, 2019

There was an odd man with a beard who had twenty siblings – how weird It’s no wonder that he spouted nonsense for free That artistic odd man with a beard

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BLOODLINE HAWKFACE

January 13, 2019

Bloodline Hawkface sat on the floor Bloodline Hawkface gazed at the door Bloodline Hawkface gasped in fright When Spewing Gore gushed in from the right To batter him with fists of steel Bloodline Hawkface shouted, ‘Yes! I did it! I did it! I confess!’ Detective Sergeant Inspector Dial Allowed himself a triumphant smile

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